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Offline Rictor

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We got mother****in' snakes!


Yes, the trailer for the much anticipated action thriller hit of the year is finally available. Prepare to have your sense of good taste assaulted as Samuel L Jackson takes on some mother****in' snakes! Possibly his finest performance to date!

The critics are raving that Snakes on a Mother****in' Plane is a non-stop rollercoaster ride that will have you on the edge of your seat. And on the edge of sanity.

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Mother****in' snakes on a plance, *****! :lol: :D
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Don't you mother****in' stick no god-damned forked tongue out at me, *****!

 

Offline Flipside

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I'll shove you god-damn venomous tail up yo' mo'fukkin asp!

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
How fitting for St. Patrick's Day.
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Offline Taristin

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
God I had hoped the clammor would have died when this pic emerged weeks ago. -.'.-
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Offline Flipside

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Could have been worse, could have been Badgers ;)

 

Offline Ransom

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
:lol:

That trailer looks as bad as I could have imagined it would be.

 

Offline Grug

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:lol:

 

Offline Charismatic

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Mother****er, what is you be callin a bad trailer, *****es. This is the best mother****ing trailer iv ever seen in ma daum livf.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Some of the thread titles on the IMDB message board are quite amusing.

"Snakes on a plane 2: Planes on a snake"
"What Other Animals Should Be On Public Transport?"

 

Offline Bobboau

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
this seems like something I'd expect out of homestar runner.
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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Tell me this isn't for real.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
please tell me this is for real
it would honestly be a supirior alternative to another ****ing remake.
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Offline Martinus

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Gentlemen... This is for real.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2006, 06:59:58 am by Maeglamor »

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
just when im about to loose all faith in hollywood, they pull something like this outta their collective asses.
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Offline Turnsky

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
next will be spiders on a plane, than vicious maneating ferrets on a plane, then.... well you get the idea..

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At some point, the film's working title was altered to Pacific Air Flight 121, to the consternation of many. In August 2005, a perturbed Samuel L. Jackson told an interviewer, "We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

At least he has a sense of humour about it :D
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
next will be spiders on a plane, than vicious maneating ferrets on a plane, then.... well you get the idea..

No, I reckon it'll be Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes on 2 planes.

 

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Re: We got mother****in' snakes!
Snakes On A Plane 2: Whacking Day
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