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Offline aldo_14

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Speeding is 'armless, or.........
'armless is speeding?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4842634.stm
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A man with no arms has been caught speeding at 121 km/h (75 mph), according to police in New Zealand.

The driver, who used one foot to steer and another to operate the pedals, told officers he was born with no arms but had been driving for years.

 

Offline watsisname

Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Ooookaaay. :wtf:
I can't say that there's anything wrong with them banning him from driving, seeing as how he didn't even have a liscense and he's going around speeding.
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Offline redsniper

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
How could he get a license with no freakin' arms!?
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
[q]The driver told police he had never held a driving licence.[/q]

Obviously he's never held it........

 

Offline Fineus

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
So the guy could drive by steering with one foot and working the pedals with the other?

That's handy.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
So the guy could drive by steering with one foot and working the pedals with the other?

That's handy.

Surely you mean footy?

(oh, god, the bad puns are just flying now)

 

Offline Fineus

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
I wouldn't worry. It's not like the guy could catch them.

 

Offline Corsair

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Ow, my eyes. If this guy were here, he'd kick all your asses.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Fineus

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Any man looking to kick my ass had better damn well come armed or else he'll be going home with less limbs than he came with.

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Now think if we could all drive with our feet, then we could have our hands free while driving.
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Any man looking to kick my ass had better damn well come armed or else he'll be going home with less limbs than he came with.

I bet he could kick your arse with his arms tied behind his back. 










He'd just have to find them first.

  

Offline watsisname

Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
So couldn't this guy just get some prosthetic arms?  Maybe then he could drive legally.  Unless of course money is an issue... in which case I guess he's f*cked.


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Offline brozozo

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
I'd like to see him drive a manual.

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Perhaps he subscribes to Invisible Hand theory.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Well, if they ever catch him driving again and have to arrest him it'll be a little simpler than usual. "Keep your hands on the wheel." "Step out of the car and put your hands on the hood." "Put your hands behind your head." Not to mention no need for handcuffs. :rolleyes:
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
'Keep your hands where we can see them!'

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
Now think if we could all drive with our feet, then we could have our hands free while driving.

So not only could we smoke, shave, check our email (via HUD), and talk on our cell phone, we could also drink hot coffee as well? Hot damn, sign me up!  :lol:
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Offline Corsair

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Re: Speeding is 'armless, or.........
But remember kids, don't drink and drive. If you crash, you might lose an arm.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.