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Offline deep_eyes

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$218 trillion dollar phonebill!
on: April 10, 2006, 08:20:38 am
« Last Edit: April 10, 2006, 09:44:20 am by Kalfireth »
 

Offline an0n

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #1 on: April 10, 2006, 08:27:51 am
They probably figured he'd just pay it and not notice it'd been padded.
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Offline Fineus

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 08:37:17 am
I'm getting a link error?

Edit: Ah yeah, Cheers Shade. I've fixed the main link.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2006, 09:45:35 am by Kalfireth »
 

Offline Shade

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 08:40:43 am
Seems the link got doubled up somehow. Here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247590/
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Offline Kie99

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #4 on: April 10, 2006, 08:41:57 am
Someone's addicted to sex chat lines.
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Offline Rictor

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #5 on: April 10, 2006, 08:47:33 am
Maybe he's been getting phone calls for beyond the grave. Cheap deceased bastards, always call collect.
 

Offline karajorma

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #6 on: April 10, 2006, 09:16:18 am
Quote from: kietotheworld on April 10, 2006, 08:41:57 am
Someone's addicted to sex chat lines.

For $218 Trillion I'd expect more than "I'm so horny, stick it in me big boy". We must be talking about platinum grade filth here! :lol:
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #7 on: April 10, 2006, 10:17:56 pm
Quote from: karajorma on April 10, 2006, 09:16:18 am
We must be talking about platinum grade filth here! :lol:
Dirty-talk from Queen Elizabeth II?

What? I'd pay $218 Trillion for that... :nervous:
 

Offline Turey

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #8 on: April 10, 2006, 11:15:35 pm
Creator of the FreeSpace Open Installer.
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Offline Prophet

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #9 on: April 11, 2006, 02:29:26 am
1. Stealing hundreds of panties tells me the guy is seriously weird.

2. Sending him in to jail for that tells me he's not the only one who's seriously weird.

But then again, it's america. So I guess I'm not supposed to understand it... :doubt:
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #10 on: April 11, 2006, 03:20:09 am
Quote from: Mefustae on April 10, 2006, 10:17:56 pm
Quote from: karajorma on April 10, 2006, 09:16:18 am
We must be talking about platinum grade filth here! :lol:
Dirty-talk from Queen Elizabeth II?

What? I'd pay $218 Trillion for that... :nervous:

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Charles, put out the corgis!  Ooh, where were we.  Oh, rather.  Ride me, knave.  One is most pleasured."
« Last Edit: April 11, 2006, 05:28:26 am by aldo_14 »
 

Offline karajorma

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #11 on: April 11, 2006, 05:06:28 am
You do realise that you've probably earned yourself 6 years at the tower for that?

Admittedly they don't imprison people there any more so the worst they could do is give you a job as a burger salesman but still.
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #12 on: April 11, 2006, 05:18:15 am
Quote from: karajorma on April 11, 2006, 05:06:28 am
You do realise that you've probably earned yourself 6 years at the tower for that?

Admittedly they don't imprison people there any more so the worst they could do is give you a job as a burger salesman but still.

A fate worse than death, surely?
 

Offline Grug

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #13 on: April 11, 2006, 05:21:29 am
:lol: @ dirty queen talk!

LMAO!

:lol:

*tear*
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #14 on: April 11, 2006, 08:49:43 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on April 11, 2006, 03:20:09 am

"One would wish to give one a handjob.  Oh.  One does like that big boy.  Oh.  Oh my.  One is most flustered.

Charles, put out the corgis!  Ooh, where were we.  Oh, rather.  Ride me, knave.  One is most pleasured."

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Offline an0n

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #15 on: April 11, 2006, 08:51:36 am
Quote from: karajorma on April 11, 2006, 05:06:28 am
You do realise that you've probably earned yourself 6 years at the tower for that?

Am I the only one who immediately thought "bondage dungeon"?
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #16 on: April 11, 2006, 08:54:36 am
Quote from: an0n on April 11, 2006, 08:51:36 am
Am I the only one who immediately thought "bondage dungeon"?
Yes.[/b] :wtf:
 

Offline TopAce

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #17 on: April 12, 2006, 07:20:44 am
My community contributions - Get my campaigns from here.

I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #18 on: April 12, 2006, 08:38:02 am
Well, that's one way for the USA to balance the budget.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline SadisticSid

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Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Reply #19 on: April 12, 2006, 08:39:05 am
Quote from: TopAce on April 12, 2006, 07:20:44 am
Quote from: Turey on April 10, 2006, 11:15:35 pm
i like this one better:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247573/

I thought such news only appeared on www.somethingawful.com.

So because he stole undies instead of televisions, he goes on the sex offenders list. Clap clap.
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