Target locked, fire!!!!
Welcome to the HLPBB. Exits are to your left, right, and anywhere else you can imagine. In case of attack, there is a flamethrower under your seat. However, due to budget cuts, they have been filled with water. Plasma rifles are located in the weapons lockers, which are only openable by admins, V-gods, or a hyper intelligent shade of the color blue. When wandering the corridors, be sure to check out our various locales, such as disco Inferno, the Babylon Project embassy, or the memorial to the GTVA Colossus, the biggest water gun the universe has ever seen. When wandering the ducts, you may stumble upon Carl the shivan. If so, give him your lunch and back away slowly. Maybe you'll live. Thank you and have a pleasant stay.