[Martinus]

Exploding gently from afar...

[Dark Knight]

"Belisarius, this is the GVD Psamtik and we are the Shiznit."
"Your posturing insults us both, Vasudan. The NTF never surrenders."
"As you wish. All your base are belong to us."
*enormous beam cannon obliterates Belisarius*


*This all seems strangely familliar... I see Bosch waking up aboard the Iceni and Mr. T turnining up... if a guy who looks like DaveB joins the party I'm walking.*

[Tyrian]

Good one Trayus.  The scene is now "What Vasudans really say..."

...And how did you guys manage that chain with Alpha 1 and pies...?

[Descenter]

"Let's make some funny noises and see how the Terrans interprete it...."

[Carl]

do we really want to go down this road again, guys?

[Polpolion]

...And how did you guys manage that chain with Alpha 1 and pies...?

hehe...

[CP5670]

Vasudan: http://home.comcast.net/~cp5670/6_a1m8_f.wav
Translator: OMG OMG LAGBOMBER FAG HAX BAN!!1

[Trivial Psychic]

Vasudan Pilot: "You Fight Like a Vasudan!"
Real Translation:  "Lucky shot Jackass!  All your headz are belong to us!"

[Flipside]

'kekekekekekeke.....'

[NGTM-1R]

All you fishies are belong to us!

[Scuddie]

And this is me, Clive Andersen, saying good night.  Good night!

[Tyrian]

*Lurks*

Vasudans actually speak English.  The "translator" is actually Goob nitpicking their grammar...

*Relurks*

[ToecrusherHammerjaw]

This is great.  How bout this one:  What command talks about when they're not on the air.

[Flipside]

'I saw Beta 2 chattiing to my wife on Wednesday, you just wait till he tries to fire off a Helios......'

[firestarter]

Ha! Remember when we found that "Knossos"? And we sent Alpha 1 to "investigate", and there were Terran pilots dressed up as Shivans? We scared the **** out of them! You should've seen the look on Alpha 2's face when he blew up!

[ilya]

'Ummm, where the hell am I?'

[WeatherOp]

"Have you ever noticed how good Alpha one is, I mean he never crashes into ships, he kills five times more then the other per mission, and he gets all the dangerous missions. I mean it's allmost like he is in-human.

You know, what if all we know is, like everything is set up, like some big computer, you know about the un-explained laggs, even tho they are never officially recorded, but I tell you they are real."


Command person Two

"Yeah....., sure...., but remember, this is what Bosch thought, and he went off the deep end."

[Flipside]

'Remember Alpha Wing, 10,000 civilians and personal are relying on that convoy, you must repel those Shivans!'.....
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'So... you soak the chicken in a cinnamon and ginger marinade for 24 hours and then glaze the skin with honey....'

[Trivial Psychic]

"... Juggernaught, isn't that the nickname you gave to that chick you were dancing with last night?"

[ilya]

'This is Allied Command signing off, Godspeed pilots!'
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'So... you soak the chicken in a cinnamon and ginger marinade for 24 hours and then glaze the skin with honey....'