[Nuclear1]

"And so I told him, 'Help is on the way'! LOL ROFL"

[ilya]

'So, what is it about Vasudans and headz?'

[NGTM-1R]

I'm not convinced Command actually knows how to speak, just push buttons on a tape recorder randomly.

[Black Wolf]

This is great. How bout this one: What command talks about when they're not on the air.

"Oh... Oh man... I'm so baked. Man. Maaan. So.......... baked. Where're the chips? Man. Chips, man. Yeah."

[Grey Wolf]

"And now, we'll start an offensive on the kitchen. Wife, prepare to start an attack on the waffle maker while I sit in my chair and do nothing."

[Nuclear1]

"And now, we'll start an offensive on the kitchen. Wife, prepare to start an attack on the waffle maker while I sit in my chair and do nothing."

"Avoid the stove and you won't get burnt, honey."

[ilya]

A new one...

Why does Alpha 1 never say anything?

[NGTM-1R]

Command does his comm system maintance too.

[Dark Knight]

Alpha 1's lines are edited out for the sake of the other pilots moral. If for instance, Beta Leader were to hear "F*** C*** S*** STOP LAGGING YOU S*** BASTARD I JUST BOUGHT A NEW GRAPHICS CARD FOR F***** SAKE! WHY WONT YOU RUN PROPPER YOU BASTARD C****** S****..." And so over the comm he'd probably die a whole half second sooner.

[Flipside]

A new one...

Why does Alpha 1 never say anything?

For that, I shall refer you to An0n's explanation....

[firestarter]

After a while, Alpha 1 got tired of hearing Command, so he decided to go deaf, losing his hearing and his ability to speak altogether.

[achtung]

Command's commands are not actually from any ruling authority.  They are actually just a random assortment of words put together to form a phrase.  This is done by putting a monkey in a room containing a bucket full of words, the monkeys then slip these words through a hole in the wall and in return they get a bannana.  Shortly after the words are taken from the buckets that the slips of paper fall into.  Then the words are put in the order that they were picked up in.


Thus where all of commands orders to alpha 1 come from.

[Mars]

Because Alpha 1 doesn't want to get personally attached to any of his short-lived wingmates.

[Tyrian]

Command writes its orders by placing a dancing hamster named "Huey" on a keyboard.  That's why they always report the obvious seconds after it has already happened.  It also explains why their orders sometimes don't make sense...

As for why Alpha 1 never speaks, he's actually a Shivan in disguise.  You couldn't have that screeching and squeaking give you away...

[ilya]

As for why Alpha 1 never speaks, he's actually a Shivan in disguise.  You couldn't have that screeching and squeaking give you away...

Now I'm confused... I thought that the screeching and squeaking was command...

[Grey Wolf]

A new one...

Why does Alpha 1 never say anything?

Alpha 1 suffers from a common but debilitating condition that only seems to arise in heroes.  They completely lose the ability to speak, forcing them to use their actions to convey their opinions and statements.  Some, like Link, a famed swordsman from Hyrule, have developed the ability to utter short grunts and convey such things as which item they like, but sadly they are in the minority.

[Trivial Psychic]

Alpha 1 is addicted to chewing large wadds of chewing gum, and thus his/her mouth is always full and cannot utter any verbal communication.

[Tyrian]

NEW TOPIC:  Rejected ideas for GTVA superweapons.

I say the GTSG Sheepinator...

[Ghostavo]

Alpha 2 was canned in favor of a cheaper Alpha 2.

[firestarter]

GTSUMAKJ Chuck Norris.