Author Topic: Help me think of an ugly woman's name... (Read 7161 times)

Setekh · **on:** May 13, 2006, 12:41:58 am

Believe it or not, this is for a maths lesson I'm planning to deliver to a year 7 class. I'm going to tell the class a story before I get to teaching them about multiplication of fractions...

So, I'm trying to think of a really ugly name for a woman, specifically the one pictured below. My imagination's a bit broke at the moment, so the best I can think of is "Bertha" (which is more 'fat' than 'ugly'). So can you guys help me out?

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achtung · **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2006, 12:46:29 am

Gertrude?

Mefustae · **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2006, 01:03:05 am

Frank?

Ace · **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2006, 02:06:34 am

Let's see:
Gertrude
Bertha
Jezabelle
Mary-Anne

CP5670 · **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2006, 02:18:23 am

This has to be the weirdest thread I've seen in a while.

Bobboau · **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2006, 03:38:46 am

Rosengurtle Bumgardner

Fineus · **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2006, 03:42:45 am

Debra.

Ace · **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2006, 03:52:21 am

Brunehilde
Dianne

karajorma · **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2006, 04:18:19 am

Hildegarde Lanstrom.

But only if she is quite, quite mad.

Fineus · **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2006, 05:46:03 am

+1 Red Dwarf reference

Ghostavo · **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2006, 06:05:22 am

an0n · **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2006, 06:27:13 am

Meredith Mathison.

And incidentally, Ace, go type 'mary anne porn' into Google images. She's a ****en smoken hawt porn star chick.

Rictor · **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2006, 09:54:55 am

Ethel Gresham

I dunno, looks like an old librarian. Pauline maybe?

Ferret · **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2006, 09:56:08 am

What the .. hell...?

WeatherOp · **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:04:54 am

Agatha.

Deepblue · **Reply #15 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:07:17 am

Rosane.

Dark RevenantX · **Reply #16 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:27:22 am

Susan

Dough with Fish · **Reply #17 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:47:53 am

God, I really can't believe this hasn't been said yet. But, your mom. oooooooooooo BURN!

Deepblue · **Reply #18 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:57:46 am

...

:|

Black Wolf · **Reply #19 on:** May 13, 2006, 12:24:31 pm

Quote from: Dark RevenantX on May 13, 2006, 11:27:22 am

Susan

I knew a really hot susan once.

Erm, Edna, Ethyl, Meredith, Mertyl.

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