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Offline CP5670

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #40 on: May 15, 2006, 01:24:22 am
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C'mon people, put some effort into it! Search deep in the dark, forbidden corners of your twisted heart, and try to remember the name of your 9th grade math teacher.

Sandra if I remember correctly, and she was quite a jackass. :p
  

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #41 on: May 15, 2006, 04:54:01 am
Quote from: Rictor on May 13, 2006, 10:16:51 pm
C'mon people, put some effort into it! Search deep in the dark, forbidden corners of your twisted heart, and try to remember the name of your 9th grade math teacher.

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #42 on: May 15, 2006, 04:55:58 am
What's 9th grade?
 

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #43 on: May 15, 2006, 05:04:43 am
Be warned: This site's admins stole 100s of hours of my work. They will do it to you.
 

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #44 on: May 15, 2006, 05:55:11 am
Quote from: IPAndrews on May 15, 2006, 05:04:43 am
Kathy Burke

http://www.kathyburke.co.uk/

What the....??? That's my aunt's maiden name! Sure ain't my aunt's website, though. :p
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #45 on: May 15, 2006, 06:42:21 am
 :D Hilda!
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #46 on: May 15, 2006, 06:47:05 am
 ::) Or how about Doris, she looks like a Doris to me
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #47 on: May 15, 2006, 06:54:00 am
Quote from: Flipside on May 14, 2006, 08:09:46 am
Bertha :)

Did you not read my first post? ;)

I'm leaning towards Mildred at the moment. Trust Goob to come up with a whole list of them. :D
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #48 on: May 15, 2006, 08:11:37 am
Gertrude was always equally revolting.
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #49 on: May 15, 2006, 10:32:26 am
Giving an ugly character an ugly name is really quite... obvious, don't you think?
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #50 on: May 15, 2006, 10:34:41 am
Quote from: ZylonBane on May 15, 2006, 10:32:26 am
Giving an ugly character an ugly name is really quite... obvious, don't you think?

I think that's the point.
 

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #51 on: May 15, 2006, 12:00:53 pm
Estella. Wait, she was really hot.. but also heartless. Ugly on the inside ok?
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #52 on: May 15, 2006, 01:04:23 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on May 15, 2006, 10:34:41 am
Quote from: ZylonBane on May 15, 2006, 10:32:26 am
Giving an ugly character an ugly name is really quite... obvious, don't you think?

I think that's the point.
The point is to approach the problem in the maximally unimaginative way?

Whatever you say, Poochie.
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #53 on: May 15, 2006, 01:23:29 pm
Quote from: ZylonBane on May 15, 2006, 01:04:23 pm
The point is to approach the problem in the maximally unimaginative way?

Whatever you say, Poochie.

Why do you care?  Why? Is your world going to collapse if a story involving - gasp - an ugly women involves a name with ugly connotations?  It's not ****ing avant-garde art here.  It's not the turner bloody prize (thank christ).  Did you even read what Setekh was intending to do?  Or did you just blaze in with the stereotypical snide wee comment as per usual?
 

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #54 on: May 15, 2006, 01:25:43 pm
That's what I like about ZB though, you can always expect the usual.
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #55 on: May 19, 2006, 07:52:40 am
Mildred  Prunella Scugwurthy
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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #56 on: May 19, 2006, 10:24:39 am
Fyyrten Drachenbuns




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Habeeb it...
 

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #57 on: May 19, 2006, 10:37:46 am
Aldo's right - it's just meant to be cheesy, an ugly name for an ugly woman. Well, that was the idea.

Well, here's the fruit of my labour. It's just a little pair of worksheets for a year 7 class to teach them fractions. Good fun for all. :)

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Re: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Reply #58 on: May 19, 2006, 10:43:05 am
lol.. I think it's great! *starts filling out the answers*
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