[Polpolion]

Beloved In Christ,

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus
Christ, I am Mrs Theresa Opia, a widow to Late
Edward Opia, I am 70years old, I am now a new
Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the breast.From
all indications, my condition is serious and according to my doctor it
is quite obvious that I may not survive the sickness,although as a
christain,I beleive God and I know that I will not die,I will live to
declare the glory of God. My late husband and my only son were killed
during the Ogoni Crisis some years back and I am presently Leaving with
some domestic staffers,Our Lord Jesus Christ is my
comforter.

I have the sum of $25,000,000.(Twenty Five million US Dollars)The fund
is in cash, packaged in consignments deposited with a Security Company
for safety and security reasons Presently all the documents concerning
the consignments are with my lawyer.Now that my sickness has gone to
this stage,I am scared i might die any time therefore wish that the
fund be used to the glory of God This money is the procceed from the
sale of properties and shares and physical cash i inherited from my
late husband.

I have prayed and I told God to direct me to an honest christian who
will receive this fund and utilise it for things that will glorify the
name of God.

After my prayers,I searched the christain sites in the internet,I
found your email address and I decided to contact you.Please if you are
honest and faithful enough to use this fund strictly for the work of
God,please send to me your full names,phone/fax number and address of
your ministry to enable me give it to my lawyer for immediate
arrangement with the security company on how the consignments that
contained the fund will be delivered to you.


Thanks and God bless you while waiting to hear from you.
 
Mrs Theresa Opia.

I recived this e-mail a little bit ago, and I'm not sure if it's real. I'm thinking it's a fake because 1) my e-mail address is not on any Christian sites, 2) If it was real, they would at least capitolize the 'c' in Christain  and 3) all of the punctuation errors. Still amusing, though. If this is real, though, I'm gonna be pissed because I passed out on 25 mil dolla's. What do you guys think?

[Ghostavo]

I think you do justice to your title. 

[Rictor]

Is it real? I don't know, was Hitler a rabbi?

I have yet to see someone make a real effort at this. Things like basic punctuation, an elementary command of the English language and some semi-legit looking email address would go a long way. It's disappointing really, there's not craftsmanship in being a con-man anymore.

[IceFire]

You don't actually believe this is real do you?  Really now?

(Hint: These are always fake.  Always.)

[Polpolion]

I know.


[pointless comeback] The e-mail address is from a site in another country-UBYUBSYh7uh721heh&*%g (too lazy type syndrom  )

[Unknown Target]

*reads thesizzler's post*

*dies a little more inside*

[Polpolion]

My posts seem to harm people. :/

Stratcomm stabbed his monitor, Raa or someone like that exploded, a couple people got cancer or something, and now it's killing Unknown Target!

[Mars]

I wonder why.

[Ace]

Hello, I am Mr. Ubutu from South Africa.

I just inherited 50,000,000 dollars but I must take it to safe place.

Please send me your phone number, street address, and E-Mail and I will send to you.

Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was also a rabbi!

It all seriousness the red flag you saw was not capitalizing 'christian?'

...

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[WMCoolmon]

*reads thesizzler's post*

*dies a little more inside*

I'm Laughing My ****ing Ass Off inside.

[Polpolion]

My ****ing Ass

*snickers*

[Nuclear1]

My ****ing Ass

*snickers*

Oh, don't.

I still can't believe these e-mails are still funny no matter how many times I read them.

[WMCoolmon]

My ****ing Ass

*snickers*

Prison Sex don't count.

There’s a “custodial engineer” who empties out our wastebaskets during the day and it was just discovered that he spent 15 years in prison at some point in his life. My lady co-worker friend, who knows no fear, or tact for that matter, proceeded to ask him if it was really true about picking up the soap in the shower.

They got to talking and he said that prison sex is not homosexual, because “it don’t count”. Basically, if a man has no conjugal visits – then a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. “It ain’t gay” is what he declares.

[Mars]

One of my female freinds in high-school went on a feild trip to a prison when she was in middle-shool... one of the detainees... relived urges... when he saw the middle-school girls (of course they were never allowed to go down the actual halls near the bars). To me, that sort of thing (pediphilia) is disgusting no matter what.

[Mefustae]

What the hell?! How did we get onto this somewhat disturbing subject??

[Mars]

Very quickly. For a second there I thought I meant to post my last post in the "supersoaker" topic... cause it's just that wrong.

[Ferret]

Wow, the Nigerian princes have evolved.

[Janos]

attach huge.jpg into a reply

it will crash his machine

[Mars]

Well... it was pertinant to the conversation. I seem to have hit a nerve, which only proves my point. Janos, considering you went to this thread, I topic after reading my post, I don't see how my post can be that bad.

[Janos]

Well... it was pertinant to the conversation. I seem to have hit a nerve, which only proves my point. Janos, considering you went to this thread, I topic after reading my post, I don't see how my post can be that bad.

I am not quite following you on this one darling