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Offline Kazan

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Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
on: June 05, 2006, 10:55:26 am
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #1 on: June 05, 2006, 10:56:24 am
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #2 on: June 05, 2006, 11:06:28 am
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.


Irrefutable proof of gods innexistence, ALthough god might be real and just weeding out the morons from society....... <Philosophical>
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #3 on: June 05, 2006, 11:06:50 am
and the Darwin award goes to.... !

thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #4 on: June 05, 2006, 11:10:14 am
he _may_ qualify for the darwin awards because of his declaration - but normally getting mauled and killed by animals is too mundate

this article made me laugh out loud at work - literally
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #5 on: June 05, 2006, 11:30:14 am
F-in hilarious. What a complete moron.
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #6 on: June 05, 2006, 11:32:56 am
Am I the only one wondering why he removed his shoes? I mean the rest is just standard insanity but the shoe thing puzzles me.
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #7 on: June 05, 2006, 11:34:15 am
I read a story a couple of years ago about a man in Taipei who got bitten after trying to convert a lion to Jesus.
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #8 on: June 05, 2006, 11:36:00 am
In [formerly] Soviet Russa - lions hunt you!
Silly christians, lions eat you!
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #9 on: June 05, 2006, 11:43:21 am
Why always lions and tigers? Why not practice with cows first and work your way up to lions and tigers? :D
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #10 on: June 05, 2006, 11:58:25 am
Back in the day, they actually had to throw the Christians to the lions. Now, they seem to be much more accomodating.
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #11 on: June 05, 2006, 12:03:37 pm
Quote from: karajorma on June 05, 2006, 11:32:56 am
Am I the only one wondering why he removed his shoes? I mean the rest is just standard insanity but the shoe thing puzzles me.

Well, I think it's made very clear by the bits they left out the bible that God, really, really hates shoes.  I mean, really.  More than gays, or evolution, or people who don't say 'thank you' and park in disabled spaces and such.  If you think Sodom and Gomorrah did badly from Gods Wrath, you should see what he did to the shoe factories.

And Jesus wore sandals, which really just caps it off.
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #12 on: June 05, 2006, 12:40:49 pm
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on June 05, 2006, 11:06:28 am
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.


Irrefutable proof of gods innexistence, ALthough god might be real and just weeding out the morons from society....... <Philosophical>

No it doesn`t, (about saying that was proof god doesn`t exist) it just shows the man was a idiot. All the stories in bible people read are about people that were led by god and thats why they were saved when they got into trouble Like for example Daniel and the lion. There was no reason for him to go down there. I`m even not quite sure if he was Christion. He could have been Jewish, Islamic, or morman. A clue  is that when Chritions pray they say "In Jesus name" they dont`t say god. Also God doesn`t show up because one lone nut wants to see him. :)
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #13 on: June 05, 2006, 12:42:45 pm
Quote from: Kernal on June 05, 2006, 12:40:49 pm
Also God doesn`t show up because he doesn't exist. :)

corrected for flamewar goodness  ;)
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #14 on: June 05, 2006, 12:45:39 pm
Quote from: Kazan on June 05, 2006, 12:42:45 pm
Quote from: Kernal on June 05, 2006, 12:40:49 pm
Also God doesn`t show up because he doesn't exist. :)

corrected for flamewar goodness  ;)
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #15 on: June 05, 2006, 12:57:24 pm
Quote from: Kazan on June 05, 2006, 12:42:45 pm
Quote from: Kernal on June 05, 2006, 12:40:49 pm
Also God doesn`t show up because he doesn't exist. :)

corrected for flamewar goodness  ;)
:wtf: :rolleyes:
yay...
 your just wasting my time now Kazan....
 God doesn`t want to show because he nos Kazon is still on Earth.
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #16 on: June 05, 2006, 01:03:13 pm
yup G0d ph34r5 me
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #17 on: June 05, 2006, 01:03:24 pm
:lol:

I love this, seems like Christan fundies are just like Islamic fundies.  A totally self-eliminating problem.  :D
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #18 on: June 05, 2006, 01:29:46 pm
LOL He's not a Christian Fundie though, a Fundie wouldn't have tagged 'if he exists' to that line.

I mean, seriously, if you're going to work along the lines of 'If God Exists', wouldn't it be wiser to do something like 'If God Exists, this Tennis ball I'm holding will fall up when I let go'.

You still look stupid, but it's a lot safer ;)
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #19 on: June 05, 2006, 01:39:04 pm
Quote from: Kernal on June 05, 2006, 12:57:24 pm
Quote from: Kazan on June 05, 2006, 12:42:45 pm
Quote from: Kernal on June 05, 2006, 12:40:49 pm
Also God doesn`t show up because he doesn't exist. :)

corrected for flamewar goodness  ;)
:wtf: :rolleyes:
yay...
 your just wasting my time now Kazan....
 God doesn`t want to show because he nos Kazon is still on Earth.

Oh ho, this is going to be interesting.
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