[Goober5000]

corrected for flamewar goodness 

/flame on

Are you trying to provoke a flame war?

[Deepblue]

Yes and no
http://www.bible-truth.org/arelds.htm

That link has many, many glaring errors on the bible. Not to mention the entire site is...

well, you get the idea.

[Ace]

Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

Deuteronomy 6:16

I think this just about sums it up.

Bastard, turning all of those beautiful bikini-clad women at Massah Beach into salt cubes.

Seriously, what the hell? I mean, the original Star Trek had a better special effects budget than this moron....

...and then you just go along with it:
"We don't really need women! Hey, let's wrap them up in tons of clothes so we don't tempt god. What the? A woman... in... pants? GOD WILL SMITE YE!"

[Mars]

That's a morman bible, it has some... modifications. I'm not going to say anything other than, I wouldn't take it as a viable representation of most Bibles.

[Kazan]

corrected for flamewar goodness 

/flame on

Are you trying to provoke a flame war?

just being a pain in the ass

[WeatherOp]

Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

Deuteronomy 6:16

I think this just about sums it up.

Bastard, turning all of those beautiful bikini-clad women at Massah Beach into salt cubes.

Seriously, what the hell? I mean, the original Star Trek had a better special effects budget than this moron....

...and then you just go along with it:
"We don't really need women! Hey, let's wrap them up in tons of clothes so we don't tempt god. What the? A woman... in... pants? GOD WILL SMITE YE!"

# Exodus 17:7
And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the LORD, saying, Is the LORD among us, or not?

Ahem.

yup, god is a cop out

 
/flame on

wow 0/2, you have lost your touch.

[Deepblue]

That's a morman bible, it has some... modifications. I'm not going to say anything other than, I wouldn't take it as a viable representation of most Bibles.

Mormon bible??? It's the KJV. Second best version after the Greek.

[Mars]

And I prove myself a fool thrice today   .

I just glanced, and at the wrong link, please ignore me and pretend I never, ever, ever existed.

[Goober5000]

just being a pain in the ass

Okay, well keep in mind that intentionally provoking a flame war is a good way to get monkeyed.

And you're on your last strike too, so be careful.  Debate is fine; flaming is not.

[Kernal]

Yes and no
http://www.bible-truth.org/arelds.htm

That link has many, many glaring errors on the bible. Not to mention the entire site is...

well, you get the idea.

Whats wrong with it? I gave it a quick run through and I thought it was good enough to get the point across.

That's a morman bible, it has some... modifications. I'm not going to say anything other than, I wouldn't take it as a viable representation of most Bibles.

That is bit of a step backwords. There is a big difference. Mormans have a extra testament in their bible. It talks about them haveing thier own world when they die. Thats not all whats in it but, I`ve got to go so farewell.   

[Deepblue]

Yes and no
http://www.bible-truth.org/arelds.htm

That link has many, many glaring errors on the bible. Not to mention the entire site is...

well, you get the idea.

Whats wrong with it? I gave it a quick run through and I thought it was good enough to get the point across.

That's a morman bible, it has some... modifications. I'm not going to say anything other than, I wouldn't take it as a viable representation of most Bibles.

That is bit of a step backwords. There is a big difference. Mormans have a extra testament in their bible. It talks about them haveing thier own world when they die. Thats not all whats in it but, I`ve got to go so farewell.   

What?

Looking stuff up, standard mormon scripture is as follows:

The Old Testament (KJV)
The New Testament (KJV)
The Book of Mormon (what they believe to be an abridged account of the people on the American continent)
Doctrine and Covenants (what they believe to be modern revelation from their prophets as in the old/new testament)
Pearl of Great Price (translated scrolls for Abraham and Moses, apparently were authenticated/dated)

[Ace]

# Exodus 17:7
And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the LORD, saying, Is the LORD among us, or not?

Seriously, are you people incapable of realising humor?

OMG!!! HE MADES FUNZ!!! MUST SAY ZE QUOTE BECAUSE WHEN HE ZEES IT HE WILL ACCEPT ZE FUHRER AND ZE MASTER FAITH!

 :

[WeatherOp]

# Exodus 17:7
And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the LORD, saying, Is the LORD among us, or not?

Seriously, are you people incapable of realising humor?

OMG!!! HE MADES FUNZ!!! MUST SAY ZE QUOTE BECAUSE WHEN HE ZEES IT HE WILL ACCEPT ZE FUHRER AND ZE MASTER FAITH!

:rollseyes:

No, just incapable of understanding dumb posts.

[Kernal]

What?

Looking stuff up, standard mormon scripture is as follows:

The Old Testament (KJV)
The New Testament (KJV)
The Book of Mormon (what they believe to be an abridged account of the people on the American continent)
Doctrine and Covenants (what they believe to be modern revelation from their prophets as in the old/new testament)
Pearl of Great Price (translated scrolls for Abraham and Moses, apparently were authenticated/dated)

You just made my life easier.

Christions believe:
The Old Testament (KJV)
The New Testament (KJV)

While the mormons believe:
The Book of Mormon (what they believe to be an abridged account of the people on the American continent)
Doctrine and Covenants (what they believe to be modern revelation from their prophets as in the old/new testament)
Pearl of Great Price (translated scrolls for Abraham and Moses, apparently were authenticated/dated)

Mormons believed that the old and new had been currupted over so a guy named Joseph Smith revised them added many other books and wrote many Phrophices which turned out to be wrong.
http://www.exmormon.com/mormonism/falseprophetjs.htm

As you can see mormanism and Christianity are not the same religon.

[Ace]

No, just incapable of understanding dumb posts.

It's only dumb to comedic mundanes. Plus you're just angry that you can't convince women to put that veil on, let alone participate in the Mormon sacred undergarmet porn industry

[WeatherOp]

It's only dumb to comedic mundanes. Plus you're just angry that you can't convince women to put that veil on, let alone participate in the Mormon sacred undergarmet porn industry

Looks like someone is in to something. What would your mom say about you watching undergarmet porn.

[Flipside]

Tread carefully, I hear the cry of Primates

[Grug]

IIRC, a Christian is anyone who believes in and follows the teachings of Jesus Christ...

[Ace]

Tread carefully, I hear the cry of Primates

Don't say that, he might try to 'intelligently design' himself better comebacks!

[Mefustae]

Okay, I think I know why he took off his shoes.

Did anyone see that movie 'Accidental Hero', the one with Dustin Hoffman saving all those people from a plane-crash and then not wanting to be a hero, but they find his shoes. Well, at the end of the movie, he's in the Zoo with his kid, and a woman starts screaming from offscreen that her kid fell into the Lion enclosure, and Hoffman's character is once again called on to be a hero [after shouting at the woman to find the damn Zookeeper or something], so he says to his son, 'here, hold my shoes', so as not to be identified afterwards, and the movie ends.

Not only was he a nut [although I can see the method within his madness], he was a movie-buff. Definitive proof that not only does God not exist, but that Dustin Hoffman created the universe.