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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Had to put Carl's SuperNova to use.
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[This message has been edited by CODEDOG ND (edited 11-10-2001).]
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Setekh

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Pretty cool - your lighting's a bit funny, but it does look nice  
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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bah, stupid truespace4.2
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Bah, I'm in a bad mood today (stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing), so I'm gonna pick on you for a bit, 'cause nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around...

Sathanas looks shiny because of the lighting
Shouldn't the Sath be pointed toward the nova?


Aagh, tired already. Can't really find much wrong there. I think I'm gonna go provoke flamers on the VBB now...


 

Offline Thorn

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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing

 

 

Offline Stryke 9

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IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! I told people and asked for help, and they laughed too!

OK, in retrospect, I suppose it is funny. But that's beside the point.

OK, it is the point, but... AAGH!

 
You stapled yourself into your chair and then were surprised when people laughed at you?      

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I told you that It would be done by November, well, mostly anyway...

I'm working on something new... shhhhh, it's a seceret.

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9:

Sathanas looks shiny because of the lighting
Shouldn't the Sath be pointed toward the nova?



They are trying to get away...hehe
It was one of the ships taht was supposed to warp but it broke.

It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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I can't remember when or how I stapled myself in, but I assume it was to ensure I didn't fall off- so there!

 

Offline Carl

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you stapled your flesh to it or your clothes?
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Offline Stryke 9

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Clothes. Ripped my shirt pretty badly trying to get out, too.

 

Offline Carl

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*points and laughs*
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Anyway, enough about me... how was everyone else's day?

 

Offline Fineus

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How about we just talk about the render? Hmm?    

And on that note, impressive - but the lighting needs playing with, those Maras look kinda funky. But nice job  

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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I roughed up the texture on them a little.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline KillMeNow

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lol most people manage to avoid falling off the chair without stapling themselves to it it =) lol - that would have been so funny to see - sorry but it would lol
ARGHHH

 

Offline Vertigo1

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Looks kinda cool.

On a funnier note, I updated my siggy.    

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"You know you've played Freespace too much when you're driving along trying to use countermeasures to shake off pursuing highway police." - Top Gun

"Oh and Kazan - you have some nice rocks" - Thunder

"stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing" - Stryke 9

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Gargoyles, Season 1.  Buy it, or DIE! :)

"Professor! This ship is capable of traveling 90 percent the speed of light! Why are we only doing 35 miles an hour!" - Leela
"Because we're in a hurry!" - Professor

"from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average" - Kazan

 

Offline wEvil

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just dandy.

The university left a letter for me to pick up 3 weeks ago and i just got it -

"you owe us £750".

Which puts me overdrawn by...£1280..
yipee.

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Offline Vertigo1

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Ohh Corndog, you forgot to put the " " before and after the URL in the IMG tag.  

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"You know you've played Freespace too much when you're driving along trying to use countermeasures to shake off pursuing highway police." - Top Gun

"Oh and Kazan - you have some nice rocks" - Thunder

"stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing" - Stryke 9

Material Defender Studios
Gargoyles, Season 1.  Buy it, or DIE! :)

"Professor! This ship is capable of traveling 90 percent the speed of light! Why are we only doing 35 miles an hour!" - Leela
"Because we're in a hurry!" - Professor

"from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average" - Kazan

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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It won't work that way. :b It's Angelfire.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.