[IPAndrews]

Yeah, we'll contract out the same guys that did the Berlin Wall. They did good work.

Yeah it took David Hasslehoff to bring that one down.

[Mefustae]

Yeah, we'll contract out the same guys that did the Berlin Wall. They did good work.

And we can buy the stones from Africa, thus reinvigorating their economy! 

This sounds a better and better idea every minute

(we can stick in pipes for getting the oil out, of course.  Or maybe a little doorway they can stick a hose through)

Nah, we'll just drill diagonally into the deposits from outside the quarantine area. Y'know, Mr Burns 'Slant-drilling Co.' style.

Yeah, we'll contract out the same guys that did the Berlin Wall. They did good work.

Yeah it took David Hasslehoff to bring that one down.

Well then, our objective is clear. We must kill David Hasslehoff!



Edit: Okay, reading what I just posted, this is just getting a tad silly. Let's get back on track, people.

[aldo_14]

ach, let's face it.  We all know what each other think, we've all said our piece several times over by now, we all know the fan has been buried in **** by now, so why not concentrate on the removal of the thread posed by the Hoff?

[Mefustae]

So that's how you got 20,000+ posts; drunken spam!

[aldo_14]

So that's how you got 20,000+ posts; drunken spam!

That's totally unfair, and you know it!
































It's not always drunken.

[IPAndrews]

ach, let's face it.  We all know what each other think, we've all said our piece several times over by now, we all know the fan has been buried in **** by now, so why not concentrate on the removal of the thread posed by the Hoff?

The penny finally drops.  Nice one Aldo.

[Nuclear1]

ach, let's face it.  We all know what each other think, we've all said our piece several times over by now, we all know the fan has been buried in **** by now, so why not concentrate on the removal of the thread posed by the Hoff?

It's funny. I tend to agree with aldo more when he's drunk.



Get this man more alcohol!

[aldo_14]

ach, let's face it.  We all know what each other think, we've all said our piece several times over by now, we all know the fan has been buried in **** by now, so why not concentrate on the removal of the thread posed by the Hoff?

The penny finally drops.  Nice one Aldo.

I'm sure I can get in a scrappy mood later, but, well, this is Hasselhoff we're talking about here

ach, let's face it.  We all know what each other think, we've all said our piece several times over by now, we all know the fan has been buried in **** by now, so why not concentrate on the removal of the thread posed by the Hoff?

It's funny. I tend to agree with aldo more when he's drunk.



Get this man more alcohol!

and the strange thing is, I don't even drink.......

[Unknown Target]

Something that's been bothering me for awhile and I thought should be pointed out is the disparity in the coverage of Israels' "Atrocities" vs. that of America's in Iraq. Am I the only one that notices that theres is very little negative press about Israel, from Israel and throughout the world, while for America they are literally being slaughtered in the media campaign, with a new scandal practically every day.
Granted Israel may not be as bad...or they may be. For instance, I just read that they hit the mayor's house with an air strike and killed his "son, brother, and five other relatives" (source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060802/ap_on_re_mi_ea/lebanon_israel_696;_ylt=AjwbuS2ygejIRmkFyO48izUUvioA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl) - if the US did that, I'd think the media would be all over it as a "massacre of great ineptitude and mistargeting, obviously implicating the US in killing innoccent civilians on purpose." Now, I'm not taking one side or the other, I'm just pointing out an interesting bit of social commentary.

[aldo_14]

Something that's been bothering me for awhile and I thought should be pointed out is the disparity in the coverage of Israels' "Atrocities" vs. that of America's in Iraq. Am I the only one that notices that theres is very little negative press about Israel, from Israel and throughout the world, while for America they are literally being slaughtered in the media campaign, with a new scandal practically every day.
Granted Israel may not be as bad...or they may be. For instance, I just read that they hit the mayor's house with an air strike and killed his "son, brother, and five other relatives" (source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060802/ap_on_re_mi_ea/lebanon_israel_696;_ylt=AjwbuS2ygejIRmkFyO48izUUvioA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl) - if the US did that, I'd think the media would be all over it as a "massacre of great ineptitude and mistargeting, obviously implicating the US in killing innoccent civilians on purpose." Now, I'm not taking one side or the other, I'm just pointing out an interesting bit of social commentary.

Not sure what media your seeing.

[Mefustae]

Most of the news radio and television i've seen has been 'Israel massacres this' or 'Israel shells that', they're getting pretty eviscerated by the world media, quite frankly. Although, I don't know why you're curious as to why Israel isn't getting as much bad press as the US, I mean, Israel actually had reason to invade Lebanon.

[IPAndrews]

So has anyone tracked down Hasslehoff yet? We need to get started on the wall. It also needs a catchy name. "The Middle East Wall" doesn't really work for me. How about "The Great Wall of Sanity"?

[vyper]

The Hoff was last seen abusing BA staff...

[IPAndrews]

Well that's one way to join the mile high club. 

[vyper]

He also denied being The Hoff, picked up a little woman, and then was eventually wheeled onto the next flight.

World domination can't be far off.

[IPAndrews]

You know I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the guy. How the mighty have fallen.

[aldo_14]

So has anyone tracked down Hasslehoff yet? We need to get started on the wall. It also needs a catchy name. "The Middle East Wall" doesn't really work for me. How about "The Great Wall of Sanity"?

Nah.  Because they won't like a wall - never mind the ceiling - we'll need to discretely rename it.  Perhaps the 'Enclosure where only True Believers Can Reside'.

You know I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the guy. How the mighty have fallen.

It's because he lost the mullet, y'see.  Same thing as happened to Pat Sharpe, the other great diety of the 80s world.

[IPAndrews]

'Enclosure where only True Believers Can Reside'.

Pure.
Genius.

[Sandwich]

*distances himself from mutated thread craziness*

[Wobble73]

I've seen the Hoff recently! He was advertising a new broadband provider here in the UK. He was even poking fun at himself as the number one mocked celeb on the net. He's starting his world domination with the WWW.