[aldo_14]

Hasselhoff was created by Nightrider.

He evolved.

He rebelled.

He has many copies. *

And he has a plan.

*of CDs sold in Germany

[Mefustae]

I want it on the record that, while I served as the primary mutagen and catalyst for the mutation visible in the thread, it was indeed Adlo in one of his drunken, cocaine "caffeine"-fueled rages that allowed the transformation to continue unabated. I thereby absolve myself of all blame for any catastrophic sanity-failure that may arise in the near future, on account of unforseen consequences prior to the inception of mutation.

Thankyou for your time.

[aldo_14]

Caffeine fueled, actually.

[Eternal One]

Cheese Donuts

1 cup bisquick
1/2 cup lightly packed cheddar cheese
1/2 cup milk
1 tbsp  onion flakes or 2 tbsp bacon bits or both
1 egg

Stir all ingredients together for 1 minute. Bake in preheated donut maker for 5 minutes. Makes 10 donuts.
Variation: use 2/3 cup of corn meal mix and 1/3 cup bisquick
Variation: substitute 1 tbsp poppy seed, caraway seed, or sesame seed for the onion. Or omit onion and bacon bits and use 1/4 cup chopped nuts.

[aldo_14]

Cheese Donuts

1 cup bisquick
1/2 cup lightly packed cheddar cheese
1/2 cup milk
1 tbsp  onion flakes or 2 tbsp bacon bits or both
1 egg

Stir all ingredients together for 1 minute. Bake in preheated donut maker for 5 minutes. Makes 10 donuts.
Variation: use 2/3 cup of corn meal mix and 1/3 cup bisquick
Variation: substitute 1 tbsp poppy seed, caraway seed, or sesame seed for the onion. Or omit onion and bacon bits and use 1/4 cup chopped nuts.

Isn't that closer to being a bagel?

[Eternal One]

Cheese Donuts

1 cup bisquick
1/2 cup lightly packed cheddar cheese
1/2 cup milk
1 tbsp  onion flakes or 2 tbsp bacon bits or both
1 egg

Stir all ingredients together for 1 minute. Bake in preheated donut maker for 5 minutes. Makes 10 donuts.
Variation: use 2/3 cup of corn meal mix and 1/3 cup bisquick
Variation: substitute 1 tbsp poppy seed, caraway seed, or sesame seed for the onion. Or omit onion and bacon bits and use 1/4 cup chopped nuts.

Isn't that closer to being a bagel?

Are you insulting my cheese donuts?

[aldo_14]

Cheese Donuts

1 cup bisquick
1/2 cup lightly packed cheddar cheese
1/2 cup milk
1 tbsp  onion flakes or 2 tbsp bacon bits or both
1 egg

Stir all ingredients together for 1 minute. Bake in preheated donut maker for 5 minutes. Makes 10 donuts.
Variation: use 2/3 cup of corn meal mix and 1/3 cup bisquick
Variation: substitute 1 tbsp poppy seed, caraway seed, or sesame seed for the onion. Or omit onion and bacon bits and use 1/4 cup chopped nuts.

Isn't that closer to being a bagel?

Are you insulting my cheese donuts?

Is being called a bagel an insult?

[Nuclear1]

Cheese Donuts

1 cup bisquick
1/2 cup lightly packed cheddar cheese
1/2 cup milk
1 tbsp  onion flakes or 2 tbsp bacon bits or both
1 egg

Stir all ingredients together for 1 minute. Bake in preheated donut maker for 5 minutes. Makes 10 donuts.
Variation: use 2/3 cup of corn meal mix and 1/3 cup bisquick
Variation: substitute 1 tbsp poppy seed, caraway seed, or sesame seed for the onion. Or omit onion and bacon bits and use 1/4 cup chopped nuts.

Isn't that closer to being a bagel?

Are you insulting my cheese donuts?

Is being called a bagel an insult?

Saying a cheese donut is a bagel is typically an insult, yes, however much one personally prefers said bagels over cheese-filled donuts.

[aldo_14]

Well, I'd like the cheese donugel to speak for itself, if you don't mind.

[Scuddie]

This thread needs to be split.  Now.

[vyper]

In the spirit of the last post...

WHERE user='vyper' UPDATE PostCount='$PostCount+1';

Pseudo SQL ftw!

[vyper]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/5243758.stm

srael earlier dropped leaflets in the Lebanese capital saying: "After the continued launching of Hezbollah terrorist rockets... the IDF [Israeli Defence Forces] intend to widen their offensive in Beirut."

The suburbs of Haret Hreik, Bir Abed, Hay Madi and Roweiss were named in the Arabic-language warning.

Israeli aircraft had resumed bombing of the city on Wednesday night after a lull of several days.

That had sparked a response from Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, Hezbollah's leader, who said in a televised speech: "If you bomb our capital Beirut, we will bomb... Tel Aviv."

"Our" capital? Someones getting a bit cocky I'd say.

[Turambar]

let the bombing commence

[Mefustae]

"Our" capital? Someones getting a bit cocky I'd say.

Well, Lebanese civilians are getting killed just as much as Hezbollah, so we shouldn't be surprised to see some empathy growing in there.

[Nuclear1]

"Our" capital? Someones getting a bit cocky I'd say.

Well, Lebanese civilians are getting killed just as much as Hezbollah, so we shouldn't be surprised to see some empathy growing in there.

And Hezbollah only wants what's best for the Lebanese people.

[Mefustae]

And Hezbollah only wants what's best for the Lebanese people.

Aside from the whole 'death to Israel' thing? Sure, I guess that'd be pretty accurate.

[aldo_14]

If Hezbollah are Lebanese (regardless of the Syrian / Iranian backing), surely of couse they'll call the capital of Lebanon 'their' capital?

[vyper]

"Our" capital? Someones getting a bit cocky I'd say.

Well, Lebanese civilians are getting killed just as much as Hezbollah, so we shouldn't be surprised to see some empathy growing in there.

Yes but I'm sure a good deal of the Lebanese would say "**** off" to that idea were it not for the fact they're running for their lives.

[Mefustae]

Yes but I'm sure a good deal of the Lebanese would say "**** off" to that idea were it not for the fact they're running for their lives.

But they are running for their lives, running from the evil invading Israelis, the sworn enemy of Hezbollah. So, theoretically, as they're being attacked by the enemy of Hezbollah, would you not expect them to side with Hezbollah? Sure, Hezbollah are inciting the shelling, but when you're being shelled, you tend to blame the people shelling you.

Oh, if only Israeli leadership could make simple logical conclusions.

[vyper]

My point was that its Hezbollah thats just taking that support for granted.