What makes me laugh is the Inspectors' comment of...
"We must first consider the safety of the public at large, the time of day, number of people around, are there any pedestrians or young children playing nearby?" he said.
Especially when you consider this..
He was woken in the early hours by the sound of its engine and peered out to see the youths riding up and down the street on his £1,200 Gilera moped.
So, apparently, even in the early hours of the morning, there are pedestrians about and children playing? Well, the second one was true, there were children playing with his moped.