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Offline Tyrian

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C - 3 - SC =>  Orders your wingmen to get you 100 kilos of Spacecrack.
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline S-99

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C - 3 - A - 1
Lets all friendly and enemy ships know your alpha one. Keeps your wingmates occupied with something else so they aren't ever in your way again. All capships plead with you to get it done because it's up to you alpha one. All enemy ships will have weak ass subsystems and be on your tail.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

Offline Trivial Psychic

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C - 3 - P - O = causes all wingmen to sound like Anthony Daniels.
The Trivial Psychic Strikes Again!

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-3-1-1 " stop sucking, you idiots."

C-3-1-1 Stop exploding, you cowards!

C-S-S  Choose system for spontaneous supernova countdown

C-3-P  All fighters find the nearest take out place and get me some fricken Pizza!

Oh wait... maybe I should have down the second command first?  :D

No, the supernova's good incentive for them to get that pizza fast. :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Wobble73

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-3-# "Why can't we all just get along man! here pass this onto the left hand side and chill out dude"
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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Offline S-99

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C - 3 - G
Turns every single beam, laser, and flak turret into an ml-16 turret, and any missile launchers shall launch a dildo cluster bomb(more like cluster **** for that :lol: ).
And if anyone didn't get it yet, this is the gay command for fs2.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C - 3 - N:  Calls in Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick all the Shivans out of this galaxy.
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-S-C-R-E-W-Y-O-U

Every hostile target turns into Homer Simpson.
They all die from lack of oxygen, rather than decompression (Homer's fat layer protects him)

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-S-C-R-E-W-Y-O-U

Every hostile target turns into Homer Simpson.
They all die from lack of oxygen, rather than decompression (Homer's fat layer protects him)

No it doesn't. The Simpsons Halloween special clearly showed Homer's head expanding (and eventually popping) in the vacuum of space.
-C

 

Offline Mathwiz6

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-3-B

It's like C-3-8, but instead of "cover me", it's: Shoot all enemies, once, so they go and shoot you, so I don't get shot.

C-3-FLEE. Shoot the enemies once, so they go and shoot you, and run like crazy in all directions!

 
Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
...and run like crazy in all directions!

Actual text on a Copenhagan airport sign (this was an attempt by them to translate to English): "We are the baggage people. We take your bags and send them in all directions."


:wakka:

Your post just reminded me of that.

Anyway: C-3-B-A

Put on an airshow ("spaceshow"?) just like the legendary Blue Angels!

This could be used to pass the time on long boring escort missions, or to confuse enemy pilots (it'd sure as hell confuse me).
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

 

Offline DarkShadow-

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Just a new text for ignore my target (I think it fits far better ;)):

C-3-6: "I AM attacking this target, so would ALL of you please stop shooting in my back, ffs!"

Oh, and:

C-3-whatever: "The guy in front of me is the enemy, so would you please hit him with your AAA, and not me?"

Dunno why, but on escort missions I always get hit by friendly AAAs.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2006, 03:40:09 am by DarkShadow- »
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Offline watsisname

Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
The AAA's like you. :P

Hmm... C + B-I-T-T-E-R-S-W-E-E-T:  Gives you an instant shot of LSD and makes everything funky.  (Think the cheat code from Descent 2, only with more pretty colors and random effects.) :nod:
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline BS403

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C+3+K    Kamikaze those beams so you stop getting in my way!
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Just a new text for ignore my target (I think it fits far better ;)):

C-3-6: "I AM attacking this target, so would ALL of you please stop shooting in my back, ffs!"

Oh, and:

C-3-whatever: "The guy in front of me is the enemy, so would you please hit him with your AAA, and not me?"

Dunno why, but on escort missions I always get hit by friendly AAAs.

:lol:
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!