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Offline Tyrian

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Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Here's a thread to list all the commands you wish you could list in-game.

To get the ball rolling, here's a few:

C => 7 => 1:  Tells Command to shut up.  (May result in undesireable side-effects...)
C => 3 => -:  Tells all wingmen to not run into stuff.
C => 7 => 2:  Tells Command to design functioning superweapons.

Have fun!
« Last Edit: July 14, 2006, 12:40:30 pm by Tyrian »
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C => 3 => 0: 'Stay on my wing means STAY on my wing you bastards!'

 

Offline watsisname

Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Didn't we already have a thread like this in the general freespace forum?

Edit:  Yep, right 'ere:  http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,38468.0.html
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Yup, but that ones' serious, this one is comedic ;)

 

Offline 666maslo666

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C310:Kamikaze attack!!!
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Offline watsisname

Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
SHIFT + CTRL + L = Turn your squad mates into lemmings.
SHIFT + CTRL + B = Turn said lemmings into blockers, halting the enemy fleet.
SHIFT + CTRL + E = Make said lemmings explode. :D
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
:lol:

 

Offline Mars

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
CTRL - SFT - N

Bypasses the normal proccess for the sake of time and kills all the wingmen instantly

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Ctrl+Alt+Del => Reboots the Colossus Fire Control system in the beginning of the mission, so that they can kill the Iceni and really end that plotline instead of just letting it hang loose waiting for the never-to-be FS3...

It always annoys me to have last look of that goy disappearing into the nebula, trailed by a Shivan ship... and that's it. Better just be killed, swiftly and decisively.

Hmm, what more... let's see:

C+3+Break -> Make every friendly fighter freeze where they are to avoid banging into you, escort ships and other stuff.

C+3+Caps Lock -> Simple - make the wingmen only target Capital ships

C+1+[Support Ship Entry]+Win key => Could you also wash the windows while you're at it?

C+1+[Desired Ship]+Control key => Commandeer the ship in question and use it to do what it's supposed to do.

 :p
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C+Caps Lock  ---> tells your capships to overcharge their beam cannons

C+~   ------> tells your ships to remodulate their deflectors (invincibility)


c+BOOM   ---> a swarm of support ships loaded with harbringers jumps in and starts ramming enemy capships.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Tyrian

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Ctrl + Alt + M:  Miraculously (sp?) fixes all bugs in all the mods, making the game perfect, which eliminates the need to fiddle with *.vp's for hours on end.
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 
Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Ctrl-Alt-$

Gives HLP enough money to buy the rights to FS3 and create it themselves.
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

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Offline ShivanSpS

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C->3->10 "STOP DAYING YOU BASTARDS!"
C->3->3 "PROTECT MY TARGET FROM BOMBERS AND BOMBS!, NOT ATTACK CAPSHIPS WHICH FLAK GUN IDIOTS"

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-3-1-1 " stop sucking, you idiots."

 

Offline ToecrusherHammerjaw

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-~-1,2,3,4,etc.  "deliver electroshock to chosen fighter's occupant"

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C - 3 - B : "Get out of the way of that BFRed, dammit!"
-C

 

Offline S-99

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
c - 3 - 9 > turns all of your wingmates into mindless clones of your mother that home in on capital ships.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C-3-Insert = Cause all AAA beams to fire on your target.
C-3-Delete = Cause all anti-capital beams to fire on your target.
C-3-Home = Order all friendly capital craft out of the mission so the Ravana/Sathanas doesn't own them.
C-3-End = Calls the Destroy-Universe SEXP.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Trivial Psychic

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
C, A-R-R-G-G-! = Calls in an infinite supply of the Volition Pirate Ship, armed with uber weapons and causes them to attack the target of your choice.
The Trivial Psychic Strikes Again!

 

Offline Getter Robo G

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Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...

C-S-S  Choose system for spontaneous supernova countdown

C-3-P  All fighters find the nearest take out place and get me some fricken Pizza!

Oh wait... maybe I should have down the second command first?  :D
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