[aldo_14]

http://www.cantonrep.com/index.php?ID=238435&Category=14&fromSearch=yes

Sixty-five — again, 65 — of Timken High School’s 490 girl students are pregnant.

That’s a number confirmed by Principal Kim Redmond, whose staff, in less than a week, will inherit a problem it had no part in causing.

Whose fault is it that more than 13 percent of Timken’s girls are with child? Some would say fault-finding isn’t a fruitful exercise, but in this case, it’s critical. Suspects range from movies, TV and video games to lazy parents and lax discipline. Only one thing is sure: Schools don’t impregnate children.

um

ok

So, schools don't impregnate kids.  Fair enough; schools are very large and lack genitalia.  But, um, TV, movies and video games also lack genitalia. In fact, the only thing on the list of suspects with genitalia are the parents.  Clearly then, Timken High School is full of molested girls?

[Fineus]

Oh please.

How is it that in the days before movies there were plenty of graphic stories of sex etc. around and yet somehow young girls just weren't getting pregnant at the rate they are today.

Could it be that either their parents haven't taught them how to say "no" or that the younger generations are a lot more open to sexual experience than ever before?

No wait... I have it. Blame Canada!

[karajorma]

I would have thought that video games would actually have a contraceptive effect given that gamers don't get laid much and are busy playing video games instead of going out and screwing

[aldo_14]

I would have thought that video games would actually have a contraceptive effect given that gamers don't get laid much and are busy playing video games instead of going out and screwing

What about Rez*?

*probably NSFW

[karajorma]

Masterbation doesn't get you pregnant no matter what they told you in Sunday School.

[aldo_14]

Masterbation doesn't get you pregnant no matter what they told you in Sunday School.

I drew Ninja turtles in Sunday school until they chucked me out.

[vyper]

I never went. Explains a lot doesn't it?

[Mefustae]

I would have thought that video games would actually have a contraceptive effect given that gamers don't get laid much and are busy playing video games instead of going out and screwing

Do you mind? Some of us don't want to be reminded of that fact.

[FSW]

Indeed - video games keep you disease free!

[Kazan]

I would have thought that video games would actually have a contraceptive effect given that gamers don't get laid much and are busy playing video games instead of going out and screwing

hey hey ... most gamers.. remember this statement doesn't apply to us (you and me.. and several other people on this board)

[pecenipicek]

having a girlfriend who's also a gamer pays off in more than one way

[Grug]

having a girlfriend who's also a gamer pays off in more than one way

O rly?
My girl thinks its cute that I'm "geeky", but she study's & works in tax so I always play that card back at her with a nice touche.

[Rictor]

I'm willing to bet a substantial sum that the mysterious cause of all this inexplicable teenage pregancy is pretty simple and goes something like this: you are trailer trash, or whatever the local equivalent it, and you screw 22 year old guys when you're 16 because they have weed and a car. Then the asshole ditches you and you're left with a screaming, hungry token to remember him by.

Wow, that was certainly difficult to figure and required lots of careful study and superhuman analytical skills.

[Ford Prefect]

Don't be a fool. Cover your tool.

[vyper]

Heh, nice ad line.

[Ford Prefect]

In addition:

Cape the crusader
before you invade her.

[Ghostavo]

Am I the only one amused at the google ads?

Nautical LEDs
High quality lights for your ship Buy here your navigation lights

 

[redsniper]

If you love her
wear a rubber.

[Mefustae]

Cover your knight,
Rubbers don't bite.

[Charismatic]

Video games have balls. So genitalia they do have.
Hey, im livin proof. Video games made me pregnant.