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I smell a Darwin coming.

 

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but they also are investigating a possible link to Rio's heavily armed drug gangs who often raid military bases.


*Bumps Brazil up several places on the countries to invade first for world domination list*
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but they also are investigating a possible link to Rio's heavily armed drug gangs who often raid military bases.


*Bumps Brazil up several places on the countries to invade first for world domination list*
So, what's your updated list looking like?

 

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For an Ex EOD sapper, this makes me feel like someone should engineer a pre-birth stupidity test to weed out this sort of thing before it happens.
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I've never been in the military, (apart from the army cadets in my youth), but I wouldn't know what a rocket propelled grenade looks like. I once ripped open the end of my finger though on some kind of detenator. I found it in the street, it looked like a torch, without the lens/bulb etc. A long black handle, a wider flat end and on the handle, a spring loaded switch type thing. I just walked up the street flicking the spring loaded bit back and forth, until I eventually pulled the switch to its full length and let go. The wider end blew with a deafening bang. Luckily I had the thing pointing down and away from me at the time, but I did have the index finger of my right hand on it which was slashed wide open. I dropped the thing very quickly and ran away. I was in Salford at the time and had to get a bus back to Bolton, (late night and the trains were off therefore a rail replacement bus was provided). By the time I got back to Bolton an hour later, my finger was still bleeding, so I went to A&E to have it stitched.

I rambled a bit haven't I? anyway my point is that although it sounds like a stupid thing to do, he might not have known what it was and therefore had no reason to suspect the thing was gonna blow up in his face!
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but I wouldn't know what a rocket propelled grenade looks like.

I've seen plenty of them on American TV over the last few years......
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Am I the only one who suspects that Wobble may have inadvertantly foiled an al-Queda plot of some kind? :D
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Way back then it would be more likely to have been IRA! :D
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It doesn't matter. You're a hero to the people! :D
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 :lol: Why thank you ! ;)

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Re: Man dies opening grenade with sledgehammer
For an Ex EOD sapper, this makes me feel like someone should engineer a pre-birth stupidity test to weed out this sort of thing before it happens.


What kind of test were you thinking of exactly, inserting a grenade into the womb?

I'm not sure that'd go down too well.....

 

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Wouldn't an RPG be worth more as a missle than as scrap metal?

 

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Wobble, I would've took it home.  :nervous:
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Have many detonators lying around in the UK  :confused:

  

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Ask the football teams (soccer)... I'm sure they'd be the first to know. :D
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Re: Man dies opening grenade with sledgehammer
Ask the football teams (soccer)... I'm sure they'd be the first to know. :D

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Ask the football teams (soccer)... I'm sure they'd be the first to know. :D

I knew Man U vs Wolverhampton could be bad, but grenades? Damn, those blokes did upgrade...
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