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Offline Nuke

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you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
on: August 18, 2006, 09:51:41 pm
in liew of last nights drunken posting rampage and my being monkeyed because of it i feel the nessecity to apologize for my moronic actions. id like to apologize to all the people whos threads ive hijacked, all the people i offended, and if i sent you a marriage proposal please disregaurd it. my behavior has been unacceptable. im sorry.

im a bad monkey.  :nod:
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 09:58:00 pm
I also didn't appreciate you making a pass at me. You know I'm in a vulnerable emotional state right now.

Additionally, am I going to be the first one to point out that the animal in the "monkey" image is not a monkey at all, but a chimpanzee?
« Last Edit: August 18, 2006, 10:22:36 pm by Ford Prefect »
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Offline Rictor

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 10:07:01 pm
Oh no! I was wrong,
It was Earth all along,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
Yes we finally made a monkey,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
out of meeeeeee!,
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #3 on: August 19, 2006, 04:37:18 am
Quote from: Rictor on August 18, 2006, 10:07:01 pm
Oh no! I was wrong,
It was Earth all along,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
Yes we finally made a monkey,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
out of meeeeeee!,
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Offline vyper

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #4 on: August 19, 2006, 04:54:47 am
He can talk!
He can talk!

I can siiiiing!
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Offline Kosh

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #5 on: August 19, 2006, 05:08:49 am
Quote from: Nuke on August 18, 2006, 09:51:41 pm
in liew of last nights drunken posting rampage and my being monkeyed because of it i feel the nessecity to apologize for my moronic actions. id like to apologize to all the people whos threads ive hijacked, all the people i offended, and if i sent you a marriage proposal please disregaurd it. my behavior has been unacceptable. im sorry.

im a bad monkey.  :nod:


Not like being monkeyed helped because you are still able to post. :p
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Offline Descenterace

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #6 on: August 19, 2006, 06:59:14 am
Drunk-in-charge of an Internet connection? The problem is that you didn't drink enough. Last night after work I drank an insane amount, and even if my PC had been working I'd still have passed out upon coming home...
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Offline Nuke

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #7 on: August 19, 2006, 07:18:09 am
you just cant hold your booze :D
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Offline Fragrag

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #8 on: August 19, 2006, 07:55:24 am
Quote from: Ford Prefect on August 18, 2006, 09:58:00 pm
I also didn't appreciate you making a pass at me. You know I'm in a vulnerable emotional state right now.

Additionally, am I going to be the first one to point out that the animal in the "monkey" image is not a monkey at all, but a chimpanzee?

Glad he hasn't talked to the Librarian yet.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #9 on: August 19, 2006, 10:06:18 am
I don't think I get it.
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #10 on: August 19, 2006, 10:25:54 am
Well, there's a HUGE difference between a monkey and the Librarian, as anyone who refers to the Librarian as a monkey while he can hear it painfully realizes...

Apes and monkeys are very different indeed. Though I'm not certain whether or not cmimps are as delicate as orangutangs... :lol:
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #11 on: August 19, 2006, 10:30:51 am
But who the hell is the Librarian? And why is he/she being compared to primates?
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Offline karajorma

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #12 on: August 19, 2006, 10:36:40 am
The Librarian is a character from Terry Prachett's Discworld books. A magical accident turned him into an orang utang and he's refused attempts to turn him back as all the deep questions in life have now simply become a vague wondering about where the next banana is coming from. :)
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Offline Flipside

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #13 on: August 19, 2006, 02:21:56 pm
The Librarian likes to give the demonstration that no mere 'monkey' can bounce a man on his head with one hand ;)
 

Offline Slanker_MT

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #14 on: August 19, 2006, 06:37:44 pm
And his favourite words are "Uff" and "Ugh". Actually, those are the only word he ever uses  ::)
  

Offline Nuke

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #15 on: August 19, 2006, 10:35:23 pm
the monkey picture makes my posts easyer to find. yay!
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #16 on: August 19, 2006, 11:05:24 pm
Quote from: Nuke on August 19, 2006, 10:35:23 pm
the monkey picture makes my posts easyer to find. yay!

Indeed it does.
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Offline Fineus

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #17 on: August 20, 2006, 04:52:02 am
Meh.. you're unmonkeyed now. Apparently it doesn't work and I can't be bothered to ban you for a day now - I just hope you've learnt not to spam whilst drunk :)
 

Offline Darkage

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #18 on: August 20, 2006, 05:02:41 am
I have done it a few times, posting here while drunk:)

Although i am drinking allot less to almost nothing anymore these days, costs money and i can't realy be arsed to wake up with a hangover.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Reply #19 on: August 20, 2006, 05:23:10 am
think im gonna let go of my monkey pride do you :D
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