[aldo_14]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.  The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.  They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.  "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.  "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up"  Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.  "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

[Grug]

[karajorma]

Yeah I heard about this one when it happened

I wonder if they're expecting any kids yet

[Fineus]

Therefore the cost of beastiality is $50?

That's cheaper than most whores!

[karajorma]

And you don't have to worry about them nicking your wallet either.


Might eat your clothes though.

[an0n]

Therefore the cost of beastiality is $50?

That's cheaper than most whores!

 

Firstly - how would you know?

Secondly - you know some expensive whores. ****, go to Middlesbrough and you can get a 15yo Russian girl to suck your cock for £5.

[Mefustae]

And here I was thinking the thread couldn't sink any lower after beastiality came up.

[Night Hammer]

[an0n]

How are underage prostitues lower than ****ing a goat?

[aldo_14]

Secondly - you know some expensive whores. ****, go to Middlesbrough and you can get a 15yo Russian girl to suck your cock for £5.

Firstly - how would you know?

[an0n]

Because my sister and her boyfriend used to head up there every 2 weeks to buy £500 of heroin to sell back in Darlo.

They stopped when another dealer tried to cut her boyfriend's ear off.

That was a fun few days.

[Mefustae]

How are underage prostitues lower than ****ing a goat?

Okay, i'll conceed; sex with a 15yo Russian Girl is slightly less questionable than sex with a goat.


Damn it, just once I want to be on a forum where I don't have to make that distinction.

[an0n]

Try the Farmsex.com forums.

[Mefustae]

It's back up? Thanks for the heads up.

[an0n]

They lost the whole 'cow anal' section when it crashed though.

Without cow-anal, it's not even worth lurking.

[aldo_14]

They lost the whole 'cow anal' section when it crashed though.

Without cow-anal, it's not even worth lurking.

Ah yes, there's many a time i've heard that in Norfolk.

[Colonol Dekker]

Try the Farmsex.com forums.

NO dont try the armsex.com forums.................

Who reads in the papers today, There were three sick puppies who were gonna dig a body up and get intimate. Now this sort of thing is bang out of order and makes me sick............

[an0n]

They lost the whole 'cow anal' section when it crashed though.

Without cow-anal, it's not even worth lurking.

Ah yes, there's many a time i've heard that in Norfolk.

I was gonna make a snappy comment, but the image of a hot, blonde, farmer's daughter popped into my head and now I'm having trouble typing...

[aldo_14]

They lost the whole 'cow anal' section when it crashed though.

Without cow-anal, it's not even worth lurking.

Ah yes, there's many a time i've heard that in Norfolk.

I was gonna make a snappy comment, but the image of a hot, blonde, farmer's daughter popped into my head and now I'm having trouble typing...

Ah, yes, ole Daisy and her shiny bell.  She misses you, y'know - her coats lost its lustre.

[an0n]

That's because it's not been getting enough semen splashed all over it.

Cow bukkake FTW.