[Mefustae]

Ah, yes, ole Daisy and her shiny bell.  She misses you, y'know - her coats lost its lustre.

Good to see she has such a fine gentleman such as yourself taking care of her.

[aldo_14]

Ah, yes, ole Daisy and her shiny bell.  She misses you, y'know - her coats lost its lustre.

Good to see she has such a fine gentleman such as yourself taking care of her.

Well, I need a side income somehow, and if an honest man couldn't pimp his cow out to rural folk, then what sort of world would we live in?

[Mefustae]

Well, I need a side income somehow, and if an honest man couldn't pimp his cow out to rural folk, then what sort of world would we live in?

Quite true. I tip my hat to you, sir.

[BlackDove]

What a nice thread this turned into. I guess with the topic being like that, there shouldn't be any surprises.

[karajorma]

Well, I need a side income somehow, and if an honest man couldn't pimp his cow out to rural folk, then what sort of world would we live in?

One where the next "is food safe" scandal won't be about milk.

[Unknown Target]

God I missed an0n when he was gone

[karajorma]

Reload. It will be easier to hit him now he's back.

[Unknown Target]

*Cocks shotgun*

Get ready boys! We got dust on the horizon! It's an0n


*forumites flee, scurrying about the various threads, locking them behind them*

Random forumite #1: an0n? Here? I thought he was dead!

Random forumite #2: No! I heard he's been hanging out over with the Warpstorm boys!

Random forumite #1: Why is he here?!

Random forumite #2: I don't know, but-- oh God, here he comes!

*watches as a giant goatse image flies in through the open door and smacks random forumite #1 in the face, plastering him against the wall*

Random forumite #2: Oh god, Jeffrey! Now I'll never get the money!


----

an0n...has returned.

[Colonol Dekker]

  


^ Elequence to a  T.

[an0n]

Mwuahahahahaha....

* an0n starts building an 'an0n Approves' fortress in the rockface to the east of the forums.

[Mefustae]

Don't dig too deep, i've got a doomsday device buried over there to detonate the day I get tired of HLP.

Don't upset my plans for HLP-Doomsday, and I won't upset yours.

[Flipside]

That's what I like to see, even people with Doomsday devices can reach compromises

[Ford Prefect]

Well they did warn us that people would marry animals if we said homosexuality was okay.

[an0n]

They also told us science was witchcraft.

And now, through our better understanding of science and technology, no mere witch can ever hope to match our power.

[TrashMan]

*Cocks shotgun*

Get ready boys! We got dust on the horizon! It's an0n


*forumites flee, scurrying about the various threads, locking them behind them*

Random forumite #1: an0n? Here? I thought he was dead!

Random forumite #2: No! I heard he's been hanging out over with the Warpstorm boys!

Random forumite #1: Why is he here?!

Random forumite #2: I don't know, but-- oh God, here he comes!

*watches as a giant goatse image flies in through the open door and smacks random forumite #1 in the face, plastering him against the wall*

Random forumite #2: Oh god, Jeffrey! Now I'll never get the money!


----

an0n...has returned.

Which reminds me ...When are you getting back to the HLP Movie?

[Getter Robo G]

Karajorma - "I wonder if they're expecting any kids yet?" 

Boo!  :
  He he, so like how old was the goat anyway?

And who stirred an0n, the Master of "Dungeon Porn" out of his stupor? (pokes Aldo)...


Aldo - "Well, I need a side income somehow, and if an honest man couldn't pimp his cow out to rural folk, then what sort of world would we live in?"

   
Uh, one under the Tailaban I guess? (Capitolistic Cow-Pimping, FTW!) 

[Unknown Target]

*Cocks shotgun*

Get ready boys! We got dust on the horizon! It's an0n


*forumites flee, scurrying about the various threads, locking them behind them*

Random forumite #1: an0n? Here? I thought he was dead!

Random forumite #2: No! I heard he's been hanging out over with the Warpstorm boys!

Random forumite #1: Why is he here?!

Random forumite #2: I don't know, but-- oh God, here he comes!

*watches as a giant goatse image flies in through the open door and smacks random forumite #1 in the face, plastering him against the wall*

Random forumite #2: Oh god, Jeffrey! Now I'll never get the money!


----

an0n...has returned.

Which reminds me ...When are you getting back to the HLP Movie?

The nose knows!



Probably never.... I'm too busy.

[Polpolion]

*steals the An0n approves fortresse's supply of beer, drugs, and hookers and sells at highly inflated prices

[an0n]

* an0n calmly walks up behind sizzler, shoots him in the head, drops the gun and leaves

[Stealth]

*poof*
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