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Offline BS403

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Offline Getter Robo G

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Offline WMCoolmon

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The hell? Isn't this months old?

Same with this: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/08/mower.trapped.ap/index.html?section=cnn_us

Is the news recycling stories? :wtf:
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Check the date on the news story. It's old. That's why I wondered if they had kids :)
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Offline Flipside

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I think that's a different story WMC, the one your thinking of is where the lawnmower dragged him into a lake or somehting iirc? Anyway, it looks like the revolution has begun.....

 

Offline Polpolion

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*thesizzler wonders who this "sizzler" is and rides off (in his everything-proof, completely self-sufficient vehicle)  thanking goodness for misspellings.


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« Last Edit: September 10, 2006, 04:19:01 pm by thesizzler »

 

Offline Getter Robo G

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Flipside: "I think that's a different story WMC, the one your thinking of is where the lawnmower dragged him into a lake or somehting iirc? Anyway, it looks like the revolution has begun...."

   Yeah that was the second and newer event cause you see:

  The goat (Totally sick of spousal abouse, and being treated like an animal in general) SABOTAGED the lawnmower after getting him so sign the generous life insurance policy for what ($5.00)?

  Since the Khandahar Clowns are as efficient/insightful as the Keystone Cops needless to say our girl (Boy?/ Kid! heh) got away with it and collected...

  $5.00 is a LOT of money, you can get almost 1.5 gallons of gas for that here, I bet you can buy a whole refinery there!!!


(My hat's off to you Billy Goat, Goat, Goat, Goat, Goat, Goat, Goat...) - Old Disney cartoon joke.  :lol:
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Offline Gortef

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He he, so like how old was the goat anyway?

Now that would be a jackpot, bestiality and pedophilia the same time...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Mah,........ Why would that be a Jackpot...... :shaking:
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The big question is.... is it a female goat?  :lol:
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Offline Getter Robo G

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It's a Transgender, or a Hermaphrodite...


(WTF am I doing? LET THIS DIE!!!)  :lol:

HA! [ I used the EDIT button this time!!! I did it because I needed closure! ]  :p
« Last Edit: September 13, 2006, 04:19:25 pm by Getter Robo G »
"Don't think of it as being out-numbered, think of it as having a WIDE target selection!"

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Why did you do it GRG?

 :shaking:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
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-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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