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Offline Turnsky

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I'm waiting for Zylonbane to rant over Red Faction.
Red Faction held promise, but geomod was gimmicky at best.
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Offline brozozo

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I'm waiting for Zylonbane to rant over Red Faction.
Red Faction held promise, but geomod was gimmicky at best.

Multiplayer was a blast though.

 

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until the hackers started flooding it :doubt:
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Offline IPAndrews

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Anyone remember Jail Break? The game where you played a cop walking down the street shooting convicts. Featuring bullets that moved so quickly you didn't have a chance in hell of dodging any of them. Or how about Pit Fighter? The terrible but extremely funny Fight Club style fighting game with difitised graphics?
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Offline Roanoke

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Alien Triology on PS. Where the bullets travelled so slowly you could fire a few off, run down the corridor, turn round and be hit by said shots. It was more fun killing yourself, allbeit for a few minutes, than playing through the game.

 
Anyone remember the game that was based on TekWar? lol
That's cool and ....disturbing at the same time o_o  - Vasudan Admiral

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Offline IPAndrews

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Alien Triology on PS.

That game was so... so... so dull.
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Anyone remember the game that was based on TekWar? lol

You mean TekWar? ^_^

  
Yup that'd be the one.. Ickk. LOL
That's cool and ....disturbing at the same time o_o  - Vasudan Admiral

"Don't play games with me. You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor. And you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up."

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Corporation, a system style shock game on the megadrive, And Lifeforce Tenka............. :shaking:



Bad-----Old games, Plus Judge Dredd on the Mega Drive too.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Turnsky

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Anyone remember the game that was based on TekWar? lol

You mean TekWar? ^_^


bloody hell, i repressed that memory

i think it was the only PC game that i had that literally gave me a headache.. doom64 was another one.
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Offline IPAndrews

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Doom was a pretty bad game. Boring as hell.
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Offline Roanoke

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ExtremeG on N64 gave me headaches for weeks......

 

Offline Kosh

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Doom was a pretty bad game. Boring as hell.


Actually a lot of people (including me) loved it.
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I loved modding doom... it was soo easy making maps for it.  I had converted wolf3d to it, then converted heretic to hexen.
That's cool and ....disturbing at the same time o_o  - Vasudan Admiral

"Don't play games with me. You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor. And you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up."

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Offline Ulala

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I remember playing it as a kid and getting mods that would make all backgrounds David Letterman, shotgunners into the Energizer Bunny, demons into Barney the dinosaur, etc... lol, I was only a lil messed up.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Superman 64 = Really Really Really bad........... :ick:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Nix

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I remember playing it as a kid and getting mods that would make all backgrounds David Letterman, shotgunners into the Energizer Bunny, demons into Barney the dinosaur, etc... lol, I was only a lil messed up.

I had an old Red Dwarf sound mod that replaced the sounds of the game with sounds from the series.  Incredibly funny.  I tried hacking together an Adam Sandler sound mod in the same manner. I think it was the second album, the one with the goat. God that was too long ago.

Anyways, I never really liked any lithtech game until NOLF1.  Even Shogo, it just felt really wierd, and out of place.  That, and Shogo still pisses me off to this day with it's god-awful audio system. 

I am not a fan of the Warcraft series either.  *booo! hiss!*

 

Offline aldo_14

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I don't have many bad games, but the 2 worst are probably Halo (morso by being cursed by its own reputation and a really ****ty conversion) and Red Faction.

 

Offline IPAndrews

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Red Faction is really that bad?
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