Heh, those poor ignorant sods, using the word "torch" to describe a flashlight.
Actually, the British (and the Australians, too, I think) use
torch to mean
flashlight.
Anyway, I have never understood why you are making fun of bad grammar by non-native speakers of English. Believe me, people all around the world can find mistakes in (and make fun of) your speech of any foreign language (foreign, in the sense it's not your mother tongue). You may find forming sentences in English overly simple, meanings of words are probably blatant and trivial, but it's because you are native speaker of it. When I was a six-year-old, I also thought my mother tongue was easy, logical, and did not understand why others cannot speak/write it. I was like 10 when I suddenly understood the reasons. You guys are certainly more mature than that.
This is not something to make fun of. It's as much as throwing tomato at the disabled for not moving out of your way as you approach. If you don't believe me, start learning a foreign language, preferably not a Germanic language, just to make sure you're learning a language not within the same family as English. You'll understand how wrong you were.
