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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
when you pretend you are a mara trying to scan items in reality that are so-called "freighters"

LMAO!

I drive a van, so that's not much a problem, but I have consistently had to brake hard because I was thinking that I was "flying" formation with the car in front of me....

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
So? You just pretend you're in a captured Seraphim (or in your van's case, a Vinhyachal  :P) instead.
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
when you pretend you are a mara trying to scan items in reality that are so-called "freighters"

LMAO!

I drive a van, so that's not much a problem, but I have consistently had to brake hard because I was thinking that I was "flying" formation with the car in front of me....

Im frightened that you're on the road.
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
actually, I'm a pretty good driver. That van has four-wheel disc brakes with an ABS system. It'll stop on a dime, but throw everything in the cabin forward....

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
Equipment doesnt make the driver... >..>;;
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
When your not surpised that the thread drifted off topic within the first page :p

 

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
...Whenever you see a semi-truck or dumpster you run up to it and try to scan it.



 

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
who said you ahd to be driving?

Why not skate or walK?

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
I know I've played too long when I'm driveing down the road and the intersection in front of me looks like a jump node. I have however noticed that my truck doesn't launch countermeasures when I hit the button, and the wepons systems are inop.

Actually guys I'm a excelent driver, no tickets in 25 years of driving, I just want to put one across teh bow of teh id10ts that sit at a green light and look at it like deer in the headlights.
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
You know you've played FS too much when, during sex, you say "This is the GTVA Colossus requesting permission to dock", and then you have the woman say "Docking approved".

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
You know you've played FS too much when, during sex, you say "This is the GTVA Colossus requesting permission to dock", and then you have the woman say "Docking approved".

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For some people it would be more like the enrinyes!

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
I've never played too much Freespace...


...but I think I did play Red Baron too much.

I played it enough that I had several nights when I played it in my head while getting to sleep (yes, I could play it in my head consciously), and then dreamt about playing the game, and it was not terribly different from the actual game. :nervous:

I swear, I knew the AI's tricks so through and through that my head just randomized them one after another and I actually didn't even win every time.
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
when you interupt a friend's conversation to  tell them you just beat the FS2 main campaign on hard, and then they go WTF are you talking about
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
That's a very good mentionable considering the overall knowabout of fs2 in the general gaming public :D
Not that i get answered with wtf, i get answered with, "you're too ****ing obsessed with this game."
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
...when, absently minded, I open the FS folder on my computer also if i haven't turned the computer on for that reason...
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
You know you've played too much FreeSpace when you thought (if ever so briefly) of doing your creative writing and art A levels on them. Ugh. :rolleyes:

 

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
... you try to beat the game on insane mode

... you can take on 9 maras and survive

... you visit this site at school because you can't play FS2

... you downloaded anything to do with FS2

... you're a guest to this forum for a month, then finally join

... you run battleplans mentally to single-handedly destroy any ship

... you make a mission and destroy a Sathanas... without any help

... you make a mission... period

... you give friends a copy of the game and send them to HLP to get the newest SCP

... you pretend to play FS2 while driving
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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
--You walk down the street, humming the main hall tune..

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Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...
When at school you see somebody you hate and you look for a flamethrower under the chair....

And when you realize that there is no flamethrower, you say him "Look that ventilation duct. There must be something wrong in that. Go take a look..."  :D
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