How about deleting olde threads with links to olde versions? That'll prevent people from wandering off into the historical section of the SCP...

Yup, I'm from the "Siddownshutupanlistenanddon'tinterruptuntilI'mdonetellingyouwhattotdo!" school of computer instruction.

Want your Internet connection done *quick and working*? We can do it in 30 seconds IF you don't butt in every five seconds.

I spent six months on an ISP helldesk and developed a twitch in my left eyebrow (that took over a month to quit) from dealing with people that literally did not know left from right or up from down. If you've never spent an hour walking a person through entering DNS numbers and setting up Outlook Express, you don't know the meaning of 'Helldesk'.

I give exact directions and I like _getting_ exact directions that don't go off about five other ways that have the same end result.