[redsniper]

hehe, an0n used to have a glowing pink title back in the good ol' days.

[Ford Prefect]

I always thought 8=====D would be a good title.

[übermetroid]

Just ask at the right time and you might get one.

[Nuclear1]

I've had a grand total of Archivist (from when I used to constantly repost old stuff, specifically that Weebl and Bob pie animation. OHHHHH snap), and then Scorched for some reason or another.

[Deepblue]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Rictor]

I vote for "Nowhere near as cool as Sanders", or something along those lines.

[Nix]

If you want some custom text, just modify your profile! It's not a "title" per se, but it's at least something you WANT to put in there.  What's wrong with that?

[Rictor]

Cause you gotta earn it, sonny! Earn it with long years of toiling in generic obscurity while everyone else prances around with their fancy title, and each day you loathe them a little bit more and silently rage against the world until you finally pull a stunt worthy of a title and the Admins On High bestow upon you your sacred name.

Just like me.

[Corsair]

heh heh heh... titles...

[Ford Prefect]

Cause you gotta earn it, sonny! Earn it with long years of toiling in generic obscurity while everyone else prances around with their fancy title, and each day you loathe them a little bit more and silently rage against the world until you finally pull a stunt worthy of a title and the Admins On High bestow upon you your sacred name.

Just like me.

Or you could elect to make internet forums more something you do in small segments of spare time, rather than a career track complete with promotions.

I know, I always have to be the radical.

[Corsair]

Indeed. Tonight's the first night I've bothered to post here in... man I dunno. Months. That's what happens when you go off to college... suddenly, life smacks you in the face.

[Rictor]

Or you could elect to make internet forums more something you do in small segments of spare time, rather than a career track complete with promotions.

I know, I always have to be the radical.

That kind of thinking will never get you a custom title. It takes dedication, boy, blood sweat and tears. It takes a single-minded fanatacism which few posses, that old fighting spirit. Ask yourself "Am I the kind of person who will quietly accept my position as title-less mongrel, a second class citizen always to be looked down upon?". Are you a quitter?! Cause if you are, you might as well just quit on life right now! But did Leonidas quit at Thermopylae?! Did those GIs just quit on Iwo Jima?! No, they fought for a higher cause, and now your turn has come to take up the banner up justice and freedom, but most importantly of all your right to a marginally larger e-penis!

[Ulala]

Bleh.

[Ashrak]

id pray that no admin sees your "i want a title wa wa" posts 

[Fineus]

Too late

I just want to see where this heads...

[Ashrak]

now yar fooked

[Ferret]

Another vote here for "Perpetual Noob".

[Herra Tohtori]

Monkey's Uncle...

...Not to offend your nephew in any way.

Nor Monkeys.

[Wobble73]

I vote for "Framed by a Hotlink"   

 

[Nix]

"other hand's contents" from Wish in one hand, **** in the other and see which one fills up first.