[Janos]

This is great.

Here come the impressions on how to pick up females, from males who don't have the first clue about... many things, but primarily the topic itself.

I'm going out the window. God willing, maybe I'll even die.

point  ->           .



your head ->   0

[aldo_14]

When you're married and thirty-five, I strongly doubt that I'd survive.....

Edit : This is a thread about the scary things you see from the corner of your eye

If you’re going off to war then I wish you well; but don’t be sore, If I cheer the other team - killing people’s not my scene

[Flipside]

hehe Took me a minute or two to figure out what was going on

I don't want to be vindictive now
I don't want to make you sad
But you broke the rules of this game that we play
Now it's my turn to be bad.

[aldo_14]

She’s a Venus in flares and you wanna split hairs!

[Rictor]

That sounds exactly like my happiest relationship. Just... replace "alcohol" with "roofies" and "Battlestar Galactica" with "duct tape".

Those were the days....

Indeed. I too remember my elementary school days with fondness.

[Wild Fragaria]

You're asking here? 

Here?  Where?  Sorry, taken.

When you're married and thirty-five, I strongly doubt that I'd survive.....

Edit : This is a thread about the scary things you see from the corner of your eye

If you’re going off to war then I wish you well; but don’t be sore, If I cheer the other team - killing people’s not my scene

You like to watch them play, you like to marvel at the random beauty of a simple village girl?

[aldo_14]

You like to watch them play, you like to marvel at the random beauty of a simple village girl?

Why should she be the one who’s killed?

[Wild Fragaria]

Well, it's probably his attitude that isn't helping him, he needs to relax, girls aren't playing hard to get but nothing is less interesting than a man who exudes 'desperate' from every pore

You guessed right.  No wonder you're the pro   He is pretty desperate and sometimes will call a casual coffee meeting a date!!  Scares away lots of girls, I think.

If he thinks every girl is playing hard to get then it's probably because he annoys them with emphasis on "getting".

You'd have to ask someone else, I've never bothered with dating in the traditional sense.

He's some what annoying sometimes, talks too much.

You like to watch them play, you like to marvel at the random beauty of a simple village girl?

Why should she be the one who’s killed?

If you find yourself caught in love... if you find yourself caught in love...

[aldo_14]

If you find yourself caught in love... if you find yourself caught in love...

Caught in lu-uve?

[Wild Fragaria]

Hmmm... seems like you are...

[aldo_14]

Hmmm... seems like you are...

I said a little prayer to the man above.

[Ford Prefect]

Indeed. I too remember my elementary school days with fondness.

Tell me about it. They keep such a close eye on you at that age, you always had to work more quickly than you would've liked.

[Bobboau]

single women are  a myth perpetuated by the government and corporations to keep suicide levels in there worker drones low.

[Mars]

In high-school I've gone out once or twice... but I never really have enough time to give the girl the time she deserves, and I seem to attract ppl who have massive levels of stress and even less time... so... no... close friends and the Internet take the place of relationships and sex (respectively) in my case, to be blunt.

[Edward Bradshaw]

I'm just curious about how hard is it to date a girl these days?  There's a guy at work who's been looking for a girlfriend in the last 6 years and still have no success of finding one.  He goes on a date every chance he gets and whines about girls are always playing hard to get.  Is it true?

Yes. Of course they do.

And contrary to what some people say this IS lots of fun... so long as they are actually interested, arent just stringing you along and arent flirting with other guys at the same time bouncing you off one another into a pissing contest.

Unfortunatly this is how things usually turns out, which makes it not fun. And finding a girl that doesnt do this ....problematic. I used to be really concerned about it, now Im more interested in my music career and how Im going to make money with it. Girls are more trouble than they are worth, but being a red blooded hetrosexual I am still drawn to them. Damn you instinct. Still, I live in hope that eventually when I am personally eventually in stable situation girls wont be such asses anymore.

[Kosh]

In highschool I didn't care too much for dating. In University I didn't find anyone particularly interesting (girls at that school were crazy). It wasn't until I got here that I actually found anyone interesting (my ex-girlfriend was on the China paraolympic team in the 2004 olympics and in a couple of years she is going to go to Harvard). Now I am too busy to think about dating, but I have one that might happen in the next few months.

[vyper]

my ex-girlfriend was on the China paraolympic team in the 2004 olympics

In communist china, girl bone you!

[Nix]

He needs to hang out with friends more often.  That's how I finally fell in love with someone, I lived alone, was the typical "desperate" guy, I know exactly what he was like.  Hanging out with friends and not expecting something in return or expecting something to happen in the first place helped me not be so desperate with people, and it helped me show who I really was inside. 

But here's the key, some of the friends should be female.  All male friend groups wont do it.

[Flipside]

Until he can learn to have fun without a partner, no girl is going to be interested in going out and having fun with him. I've often been amazed at how effective simply being candid about yourself can be, I've frequently made comments like 'You know, you're right, I should do that, but it would require effort, so the chances are I'll just keep complaining.'

You would think a comment like that would be pretty ineffective, but honesty is worth a lot more than trying to impress

[WMCoolmon]

I'm just curious about how hard is it to date a girl these days?  There's a guy at work who's been looking for a girlfriend in the last 6 years and still have no success of finding one.  He goes on a date every chance he gets and whines about girls are always playing hard to get.  Is it true?

I think that this is one of those questions that can best be answered with another question:

WHY ARE YOU NOT DATING HIM?

Once you've answered that question, there's a good (not 100%, granted) chance that you've got the answer to your question.