Author Topic: Stupidest thing in FS2?  (Read 4318 times)

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Hey, it's better than dying running into an asteroid  

 

Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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A popular one is going to fly is some cap-ship's engines wake with 1 percent hull remaining... You just need the BBQ sauce and some beer and you're all set and ready to go  
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Originally posted by Alikchi:
YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED BY YOUR OWN MISSLES

YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED BY A COLLISION WITH ALPHA 1

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Offline Setekh

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Well, what can I say...

You lot certainly are very good at doing stupid things in FS  
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Offline CP5670

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YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED BY A COLLISION WITH ALPHA 1

I get that one every now and then.

 

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I got that in a mission I made, over and over again, until I relized that I put my starting point outside the 60 km range...

 

Offline ZylonBane

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Has anyone ever figured out how FS calculates collision damage? Is it based solely on the speed, or is the mass figured in too... and if so, where does it get the mass of debris chunks from?
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by ZylonBane:
Has anyone ever figured out how FS calculates collision damage? Is it based solely on the speed, or is the mass figured in too... and if so, where does it get the mass of debris chunks from?

Blast damage attributes in ships.tbl maybe.... I need to balance all this crap out for the big ships in Reciprocity.


 

Offline Vertigo1

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Stupidest thing in FS2....that would be me trying to push asteroids into Shivan ships.    Doesn't work too well.  

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Offline Thorn

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Originally posted by Setekh:
 

Well, what can I say...

You lot certainly are very good at doing stupid things in FS  

Mine wasnt stupid..
It was freaky as hell..
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