[an0n]

My associates and I have decided to start a 'rent a fake girlfriend' site.

People give me money, my minions knock up various fake **** that makes it look like the customer has a girlfriend in Canada or wherever, I pay my minions and keep some of the cash for myself as a 'handling fee'.

I need opinions on lay-out, style, features, etc etc.

http://www.rentagirlonline.com

I'm also doing RentAGuyOnline.com - but that's taking a back seat till I've got the chick one done.

[Ford Prefect]

Saying you have a girlfriend who lives in Canada actually sounds more gay than just saying, "I haven't met the right girl."

[an0n]

I only said that as an example, because the chick who's helping with this is Canadian.

We offer a full range of tissue-of-lies fabrication, from letters to ill-placed phone-calls your parents answer to forum visits...

And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.

[Centrixo]

i dont like where this is headed.

[an0n]

Prostitution?

I've already got that covered: http://escort.penguinbomb.com/template.php

It's nowhere near finished, and I'm only doing the RAGO thing to get some quick money coming in while I finish the Escort Site.

[Janos]

I only said that as an example, because the chick who's helping with this is Canadian.

We offer a full range of tissue-of-lies fabrication, from letters to ill-placed phone-calls your parents answer to forum visits...

And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.

oh gods and lol

[Ford Prefect]

And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.

That's basically what I was thinking of, though. When the guy recites his bull**** about his girlfriend from Canada, anyone who's seen or heard Avenue Q is going to burst out laughing.

[Fragrag]

i dont like where this is headed.

[an0n]

And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.

That's basically what I was thinking of, though. When the guy recites his bull**** about his girlfriend from Canada, anyone who's seen or heard Avenue Q is going to burst out laughing.

So? If they've already paid me, what do I care?

[Ford Prefect]

Well I was just thinking of your long-term survival as a business. But as you said, that was just one example, so you're probably right.

[Turey]

* Turey thinks this is actually pretty normal for an0n.

I'm glad you're here an0n, it was getting boring without Kazan.

[Stealth]

hahahahahahahaha

i LOVE it...

[an0n]

It's even more ****ed-up when you understand how it all came about.

See, I was gonna go on a big Road Trip with T1g from Warpstorm. And for that, I needed money. So I started out looking at ways to make some quick and easy cash - which eventually led me to starting the Escort Site to later put on FemaleEscortsUK.com.

But I'm lazy, so I never did any work on it. Then I met this great girl on ze intar-nets and proposed to her, and was gonna fake-marry her in Vegas in the summer - so I started work on the site. Then the Vegas-Wedding idea died as she slowly regained her sanity and I'm left heading out to Vegas to not get married and hang out with this girl as well as various WSers.

Then Drow got talking to me. And I started going on about how I'm thinking about suing the local council for violating my human rights by way of the school isolating me, then eventually shutting me in a cupboard for 6-7hrs/day with no work or stimulus of any kind, for about 4 months.

I then decided that as well as hitting Vegas, I was gonna hit up Canada to hang with Drow and HeX and VK and the Canadian-based WSers, since they're all too poor to get to Vegas for the summer.

And we started talking about making money. So I rattled off all the pre-Wedding ideas I'd had to make cash for the Road Trip, and she picked up on this one and started getting fairly enthusiastic about it.

So I bought RentAGirlOnline.com and RentAGuyOnline.com, stole the template I'd made for the Escort Site, turned it into pure-HTML and started building the site.

Such is the ****ed-up tale of why I'm now facilitating gay people remaining in the closet....

[aldo_14]

'fake-marry' - dare I ask?

[an0n]

She was upset, and kept saying all kinds of cool **** about herself, and I was like "Seriously, marry me..."

And eventually we agreed on doing a whole fake wedding for the hell of it and to help cheer her up, with me shelling out for a nice expensive diamond ring from Tiffany's as part of the deal.

But, like I say, it died when her sanity returned.

[brozozo]

i dont like where this is headed.

Except I think this is absolutely hilarious.

[Centrixo]

yep i know

[redsniper]

As soon as I saw the thread title and author, I knew this would be worth reading.

[achtung]

an0n, you sir, are a genius.

[Unknown Target]

*reads thread*

*loses all faith in humanity*



By the way, nice site (couldn't resist)