[General Battuta]

As I nose my way into the HLP community, I just want to make my feelings for Aldo perfectly clear. 

I feel the same blind loyalty and purposeless affection that a dog visits upon an occasionally abusive but nonetheless worthy master. 

Sometimes I get the urge to applaud at his snarky topics and brutal one-liners.

Yes, Aldo, HLP would be a far less spicy place without you.  I think you deserve a round of applause. 

And what ever happened to ZylonBane?  I think my first experience on the VBB was getting flamed for not knowing how to beam_free_all, and it was Zylon delivering the napalm. 

[Blue Lion]

 

[General Battuta]

I also want to know why Lieutenant General Mobius' sig is...well, let me put it this way.  That's no sig.  It's a SPACE STATION. 

[aldo_14]

As I nose my way into the HLP community, I just want to make my feelings for Aldo perfectly clear. 

I feel the same blind loyalty and purposeless affection that a dog visits upon an occasionally abusive but nonetheless worthy master. 

Sometimes I get the urge to applaud at his snarky topics and brutal one-liners.

Yes, Aldo, HLP would be a far less spicy place without you.  I think you deserve a round of applause. 

And what ever happened to ZylonBane?  I think my first experience on the VBB was getting flamed for not knowing how to beam_free_all, and it was Zylon delivering the napalm. 

The court order said at least 200 meters, y'know.  That includes the internet.

[Blue Lion]

That equates to at least 4 posts between you two.

[Gregster2k]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, isn't this an adorable cute sight on HLP...*cues up some cutesy lovey music*

[aldo_14]

That equates to at least 4 posts between you two.

I'm summoning Judge Floro as we speak.  As soon as ****ing Armando and his cojones get off the phone.

(hmmm, I'll need a cloth.  Or a new phone.)

[General Battuta]

Who's Armando?  Here - a cloth, my liege. 

Posts are 50 meters apart?  No wonder everyone's always shouting.

I could fit a kitchenette in here. 

[Admiral Edivad]

I also want to know why Lieutenant General Mobius' sig is...well, let me put it this way.  That's no sig.  It's a SPACE STATION. 

 
Direct in my signature.

[Mobius]

The best ones are Karajorma and Woomeister. Without a doubt.

[General Battuta]

What, the best HLP members?

Maybe I should do an appreciation thread for everyone.  Boost morale, wot wot. 

[Fury]

The best ones are Karajorma and Woomeister. Without a doubt.

Ugh, thank god I have signatures disabled. I couldn't stand seeing these sigs every time with your posts.
Apparently character limit in sigs is 2000, maybe I should reduce it down to 200...

[Mobius]

What, the best HLP members?

Yes.

Ugh, thank god I have signatures disabled. I couldn't stand seeing these sigs every time with your posts.
Apparently character limit in sigs is 2000, maybe I should reduce it down to 200...

Ha-hem I've just reduced its dimensions. 
Are you jealous? 

[Turey]

* Turey isn't surprised he's not anyone's favorite. 

As to my favorite HLP member... hmmm... I honestly don't know.

Apparently character limit in sigs is 2000, maybe I should reduce it down to 200...

On second thought, Fury is pretty funny. 

[General Battuta]

You've reduced the dimensions of your signature?   

I applaud this step in defusing the potentially catastrophic tensions created by sigflation. 

Turey, I thought you were the diminutive form of Turambar.  You can't blame me. 

[Fury]

Actually I was quite serious about reducing char limit in sigs. There are some sigs that are as long as two posts without sigs combined, which is ridiculous.

[Turey]

Turey, I thought you were the diminutive form of Turambar.  You can't blame me.

 
Oh yeah. I'm saving that.

EDIT: And look! It didn't increase my sig size! Huzzah!

[General Battuta]

Look, I got put in two peoples' sigs and it's the second thread I ever made! 

...you know how in war movies, the new guy always stands up to celebrate after his first kill and gets mowed down?

Frakkin' new guy.

Anyway, if I get two more, we need an announcer to rumble 'M-M-M-M-ONSTER SIG!' in a voice so deep it bespeaks Lovecraftian quantities of testosterone. 

[Col. Fishguts]

This thread is creepy in oh so many ways. And I would endorse a more strict sig length.

[Flipside]

However, I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Redwood such a star....