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Offline haloboy100

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I need a Haiku
on: February 01, 2007, 11:11:36 pm
Hey all. i need a haiku related to things i like, the kind i need has 3 lines:

first line has 5 Syllables
second line has 7 Syllables
third line has 5 Syllables

i am interested in video games, paintball, and Skiing. need a little help thinking of a haiku poem related to those.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Falcon

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 12:37:22 am
Video games suck.
A paintball took out my eye.
Skiing broke my legs.


Like that?
 

Offline kode

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 01:15:47 am
I guess I can make one:

paintball och skidor
jag uppfann det perfekta
videospelet

(okay, okay, "videospelet" isn't proper swedish, at least not nowadays)
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 03:09:34 am
I need a new haiku
My old one was broken in bits
So need one better


(man, I need practice at these things)
 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 04:25:27 am
A haiku I crave
Intarweb shall help me out
Mockery ensues
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Offline Admiral Cheater

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 04:35:10 am
Carl is a Shivan
Give him your lunch and retreat
Or he will eat you
 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 05:35:53 am
Eek! Nasty infection!
Last night in red light district
Go to the clinic
 

Offline Falcon

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 05:58:57 am
Can not get to sleep
Up all night browsing forums
Boredom is not fun
 

Offline Darius

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 08:08:27 am
One thousand Shivans,
I have but an Apollo.
Of course I attack.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 08:30:38 am
lol you guys are good :lol:
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 09:01:15 am
This is getting odd,
But my haiku is much better.
I win the internet!
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Offline Turambar

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 09:39:44 am
math test in two hours,
i should be studying now,
but i write haikus
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Offline Admiral Cheater

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 09:50:08 am
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Offline kode

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #13 on: February 02, 2007, 09:51:29 am
Quote from: Ghostavo on February 02, 2007, 09:01:15 am
This is getting odd,
But my haiku is much better.
I win the internet!

but not the syllabus.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
  

Offline aldo_14

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 10:04:19 am
Alpha one is drunk
He fights a Vasudan
Sent to infirmary
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #15 on: February 02, 2007, 10:19:21 am
Quote from: kode on February 02, 2007, 09:51:29 am
Quote from: Ghostavo on February 02, 2007, 09:01:15 am
This is getting odd,
But my haiku is much better.
I win the internet!

but not the syllabus.

Then this does not work.
It's a shame that this Haiku,
and my last one are wrong! :p
« Last Edit: February 02, 2007, 10:27:55 am by Ghostavo »
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline KappaWing

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #16 on: February 02, 2007, 10:33:52 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on February 02, 2007, 05:35:53 am
Eek! Nasty infection!
Last night in red light district
Go to the clinic

 :lol: This one actually rhymes!
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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #17 on: February 02, 2007, 10:36:08 am
Oh wow, O. M. G.
You can't count your syllables?
You should be ashamed.

well, here's another
I hope it's not offensive
I find it funny:

Video games rule
They protect from syphalis
By keeping from sex
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Offline Ghostavo

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #18 on: February 02, 2007, 10:49:29 am
Quote from: chief1983 on February 02, 2007, 10:36:08 am
Oh wow, O. M. G.
You can't count your syllables?
You should be ashamed.

Not in another language no. :p
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...
 

Offline KappaWing

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #19 on: February 02, 2007, 11:03:07 am
Hi my name is Dan
I enjoy freespace and sex
I dont like emos
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
"Now, Protestant scum, you will see the power of this fully armed and operational Papal Station!"
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