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Offline Unknown Target

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Re: Fundies say the darndest things
"I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay."

Lol, endanger his salvation? Its not right to be gay, but to endanger his salvation? Lol.
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If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol
Best quote ever.

EDIT: I take that back:

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Even though computers aren't capable of rational thought and know nothing about morals, yet they have more sense than the most learned atheist. Case and point: The other day while working on a PC, I began deleting unwanted files. There was an html file that showed all of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. Since it was a duplicate file, I decided to delete it also. When I clicked "delete", the usual message came on the screen that said, "Are you sure you want to send the 'TEN COMMANDMETS' to the Recycle bin?" The question struck me very deeply because of how it was worded and for a moment I hesitated to delete the file. After clicking "yes", a message box came up on the screen that said an illegal act had been performed by a program. Now what atheist or heathen has sense enough to think as correctly as that unthinking computer. Atheists do not think it's an illegal act to try to destroy the TEN COMMANDMENTS.

Nice quotes, i like both. And the second one is interesting, the first is bull.

Charismatic, I'd suggest leaving this thread ASAP. You're going to be pummeled and put into the same category as them. :p

 

Offline Bobboau

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"We should burn the gays at the stake, it worked in the Inquisition...I don't see any witches around anymore (real witches, not those hippy wiccan imitation witches)."

made me laugh till I coughed.

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"isnt evolution being thrown out by most scholars now days? I heard that most hardvard scholars have thrown out the possibily of evolution."

Yes, we must all give up evolution because those HARDVARD scholars did so. :lol:

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

Look at 2, just look at 2. ::) ::) ::)

 

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I can't stop staring at 3 and 4 and being depressed...lmao...

 

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Its always fascinating to see things like this. No doubts, whatsoever.. Mindtrap.
Makes one wonder, what would follow if we could all completely drop our belief systems, for a split second

 

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"To-day, then, since I have opportunely freed my mind from all cares, and since I am in the secure possession of leisure in a peaceable retirement, I will at length apply myself earnestly and freely to the general overthrow of all my former opinions."

--René Descartes, First Meditation
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Offline Mr. Vega

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Re: Fundies say the darndest things
Well, these ****ers are ****ty parents, so the survival/reproduction rate for their offspring declines, so it all works out in the end.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Fundies say the darndest things
Some pretty f***** up people there... :lol:

Altough one thing popped up into my mind... are those all quotes from fanatical Christians (or are there members of other religions also)?
If so why are they tehre on that site? Who put them there? Are they even real? And why do I get the impression that there are so many christian-bashing sites, like some modern witch-hunt?

Now I know a lot of people, both belivers and atheists.. and I can say that in both groups I can find an equal percentage of "crazy" people...
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Offline Agent_Koopa

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My personal favorite is this one. Reminds me somewhat of Admiral Koth.

I'm not sure why you're all so surprised. Hasn't it been said over and over again that people are stupid?

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Offline aldo_14

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Some pretty f***** up people there... :lol:

Altough one thing popped up into my mind... are those all quotes from fanatical Christians (or are there members of other religions also)?
If so why are they tehre on that site? Who put them there? Are they even real? And why do I get the impression that there are so many christian-bashing sites, like some modern witch-hunt?

Now I know a lot of people, both belivers and atheists.. and I can say that in both groups I can find an equal percentage of "crazy" people...

The most vocal types of nutcase seem to be fundamentalist christians.  I can only presume that this is because, usually being american, they have the best access to mass media.  I wouldn't view it as a 'witch hunt' of anything beyond bigoted idiots, and it's no worse than slagging of KKK members or the like.  Plus, it's worth remembering that people who put themselves on a pedastal of both moral and spiritual superiority and then proceed to be laughably idiotic and intolerant bigots are always fair game.

 

Offline karajorma

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Re: Fundies say the darndest things
Altough one thing popped up into my mind... are those all quotes from fanatical Christians (or are there members of other religions also)?
If so why are they tehre on that site? Who put them there? Are they even real?

You obviously haven't spotted that every single post has links back to the thread it was originally posted in. So if this isn't real someone has the time to register multiple accounts on a multitude of sites and then invent spurious nonsense while posing as a fundementalist Christian in order to then copy and paste everything on the main site.

Given some of the nonsense I've seen posted in various religious debates both here and on other forums I don't know why anyone would bother given that there appears to be plenty of that sort of nonsense to go around.

Charismatic, I'd suggest leaving this thread ASAP. You're going to be pummeled and put into the same category as them. :p

Anyone who starts pummelling better watch out. If you want to argue on the facts that's fine though.

While I'm at it

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TODAY, AFTER READING A BOOK CALLED "PORTALS TO CLEANSING" BY DR. HENRY MALONE, I DECIDED I NEEDED TO HAVE MY ANIMALS DELIVERED AS WELL. I STARTED WITH MY CAT. I HAVE ALREADY ANOINTED THEM AND PLED THE BLOOD OVER THEM, BUT I DECIDED THEY NEEDED A DELIVERANCE AS WELL.
I ANOINTED HER WITH OIL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. THEN I DEDICATED HER TO THE LORD. THEN I BEGAN THE DELIVERANCE. AS SOON AS I TOLD THE EVIL FORCES TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, THE CAT DID TOO ! SHE RAN FROM ME AND HID. THEN, SHE RAN TO THE DOOR. SHE LOOKED FRIGHTENED. SO, LOOKING HER IN THE EYE, AND BEING ABLE TO TELL THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE BESIDES HER, I COMMANDED THEM TO LEAVE HER BODY IMMEDIATELY AS SHE IS DEDICATED TO JESUS CHRIST AND HIS PROPERTY. I LET HER OUTSIDE AND SHE YAWNED...WHICH IS AN INDICATION THEY ARE LEAVING. SHE STAYED OUTSIDE, DESPITE THE WIND BLOWING HARD. THEN, AFTER ABOUT 10-15 MINUTES SHE CAME BACK IN. SHE SEEMS DIFFERENT. IN A GOOD WAY. I GUESS THE DOG IS NEXT.

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"Marijuana is the Gateway Drug.

And Darwin is the Gateway Science.

First it's evolution. Then comes plate tectonics and the Big-Bang. Then comes Athiesm. Then comes self-loathing and misanthropy, which leads to elitism and superiority complexes. The resulting social ostracization leads to homoeroticism and other perversions. The insatiable demand for money to fund extravagances coupled with the sloth that accompanies the welfare check creates a visceral hatred of capitalism. Finally, the abuser is no longer able to feel for his country and multiculturalism takes over. The transformation is complete.

I've seen it happen again and again."

Its great how this guy covers everything. Could he possibly be a more sterotypical neocon? I also find it interesting how he draws conections between nearly all the issues that they fight for.

The transformation (of this man into a living stereotype) is complete.

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Offline Unknown Target

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Lol, yea, good luck getting rid of the good 99% of the US population that isn't a bunch of crazy fundies, bub :p

 

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"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

Obviously someone has never been outside :)
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Aagh! Fundie nerds! :shaking:
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Offline Agent_Koopa

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Given some of the nonsense I've seen posted in various religious debates both here and on other forums I don't know why anyone would bother given that there appears to be plenty of that sort of nonsense to go around.

Charismatic, I'd suggest leaving this thread ASAP. You're going to be pummeled and put into the same category as them. :p

Anyone who starts pummelling better watch out. If you want to argue on the facts that's fine though.

At the risk inherent in arguing with a mod on topics such as this:

Charismatic is conservative and believes it's morally wrong to be gay. The majority of Internet users I've seen are for some reason liberal-leaning. This whole topic is making fun of Fundamentalist Christians, a group which has right-leaning views. If you want to stop people from getting pummeled, you might as well close this topic before it turns into a political debate.

Also, I have no problem making fun of ignorant people, it's one of the greatest sources of comedy in existence, but making fun of someone's beliefs, what they choose to believe in and embrace, is something I personally do not do. For example, your quote from the page (I'm on thin ice here, aren't I) was someone's heartfelt belief. For example, I feel that people who think they can go ahead and talk about with confidence something they do not in anyway understand can be made fun of. I respect people's beliefs, however, because just because there is no evidence something is true does not mean it is not. If someone's belief gives meaning to their life, and acts as a spiritual compass, then I believe they should have it. In my (admittedly uninformed) mind, there are two kinds of philosophy, the kind that has been largely been replaced by modern science, and the kind which simply teaches and gives meaning to life. It is this type of philosophy that is so close to religion. As long as someone's beliefs do not lead them to hurt others, and do not drive them to hatred of other groups, they can believe.
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Offline Iron Wolf

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Re: Fundies say the darndest things

Also, I have no problem making fun of ignorant people, it's one of the greatest sources of comedy in existence, but making fun of someone's beliefs, what they choose to believe in and embrace, is something I personally do not do. For example, your quote from the page (I'm on thin ice here, aren't I) was someone's heartfelt belief. For example, I feel that people who think they can go ahead and talk about with confidence something they do not in anyway understand can be made fun of. I respect people's beliefs, however, because just because there is no evidence something is true does not mean it is not. If someone's belief gives meaning to their life, and acts as a spiritual compass, then I believe they should have it. In my (admittedly uninformed) mind, there are two kinds of philosophy, the kind that has been largely been replaced by modern science, and the kind which simply teaches and gives meaning to life. It is this type of philosophy that is so close to religion. As long as someone's beliefs do not lead them to hurt others, and do not drive them to hatred of other groups, they can believe.

So your saying it's okay for someone to belive that rape is okay, for example?
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How much you wanna bet Charismatic likes Lesbian porn, but will still go on about the immorality of gays? :rolleyes:
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Given some of the nonsense I've seen posted in various religious debates both here and on other forums I don't know why anyone would bother given that there appears to be plenty of that sort of nonsense to go around.

Charismatic, I'd suggest leaving this thread ASAP. You're going to be pummeled and put into the same category as them. :p

Anyone who starts pummelling better watch out. If you want to argue on the facts that's fine though.

At the risk inherent in arguing with a mod on topics such as this:

Charismatic is conservative and believes it's morally wrong to be gay. The majority of Internet users I've seen are for some reason liberal-leaning. This whole topic is making fun of Fundamentalist Christians, a group which has right-leaning views. If you want to stop people from getting pummeled, you might as well close this topic before it turns into a political debate.

Also, I have no problem making fun of ignorant people, it's one of the greatest sources of comedy in existence, but making fun of someone's beliefs, what they choose to believe in and embrace, is something I personally do not do. For example, your quote from the page (I'm on thin ice here, aren't I) was someone's heartfelt belief. For example, I feel that people who think they can go ahead and talk about with confidence something they do not in anyway understand can be made fun of. I respect people's beliefs, however, because just because there is no evidence something is true does not mean it is not. If someone's belief gives meaning to their life, and acts as a spiritual compass, then I believe they should have it. In my (admittedly uninformed) mind, there are two kinds of philosophy, the kind that has been largely been replaced by modern science, and the kind which simply teaches and gives meaning to life. It is this type of philosophy that is so close to religion. As long as someone's beliefs do not lead them to hurt others, and do not drive them to hatred of other groups, they can believe.

Hold it! Posting the quote of reason on Hard Light is strictly illegal. Now your brain will turn to mush, which is not a bad thought considering this place. :p

Now on the arguing with a mod subject. I can do that, because that mod will have to deal with me on a mod project we work together on no matter what happens here..
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How much you wanna bet Charismatic likes Lesbian porn, but will still go on about the immorality of gays? :rolleyes:

Lesbian aren't gay tho. They are... uh... something else.
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