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Offline jr2

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
You did not have authorization to return to base, pilot. Your actions jeopardized the lives of those involved in this mission and the GTVA's objectives in this theatre...

I listened to that 5 times every mission... :P
I love it when there are no friendlies left to support you (including your wingmen), and you've got between 1 and 10 percent hull integrity, with like six bogies on your tail, and you jump out to be scolded by Command about your cowardice jeopardizing the GTVA... it's even more ironic if the great Alpha 1 does manage to pull it off, and, once again, no mention is made that no-one that flew with him ever made it back home... :ick:  Instead, Command is just happy the mission was accomplished.  I should put in a suggestion to somehow change that behaviour a bit...

 

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
Your instructor is not a valid target, pilot.
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline jr2

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
*after my brother's been playing, and gets frustrated with his stupid wingmen*
...
"All units, terminate Alpha 1"

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
What's fun is turning traitor and STILL accomplishing all mission objectives... with all friends and enemies trying to kill you!
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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
What's fun is turning traitor and STILL accomplishing all mission objectives... with all friends and enemies trying to kill you!

I, on one of the missions of FreeSpace, destroyed every hostile and friendly craft. :P

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
It's fun turning traitor, then the game forgets you're a traitor!!

Oh, did you know that if you tell your wingmen to form on your wing and then you turn traitor, they'll never fire upon you!!
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Offline Snail

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
?!!

Really? Wonder why that is?

 
Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
same reason why they're idiots and don't defend THEMSELVES when told to defend a ship.  They just sit in formation around the ship they're defending and let the enemy blow them up.
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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
Oh, did you know that if you tell your wingmen to form on your wing and then you turn traitor, they'll never fire upon you!!

Mantis! :D
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
Just an observation, don't get mad, but why are you always so bitter, BlackDove?

I'm a Pirate.

Yarrgh.

Oh. Well, I guess that's okay then.

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If you shoot your instructor too much you get force-warped out. :P

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Offline Bob-san

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
Actually some of your orders take high priority over others; Form on my Wing takes very high priority as it is necessary for some missions. It would really suck if they turned around and made you loose the mission again and again and again and again.
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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
"More Firepower Colossus!.. you know the rest.." - High Noon 'course

"Alpha 1 get a Visual Identification of the Unknowns. Do not open fire" - Out of The Darkness, Into the Light.. I think..

"Pilots you've only got a few minutes left, hurry!" - Good Luck, he just sounds like a baby there....

"So Much for a Quiet Patrol......" - Tenderizer

Oh.. I could go on forever with FreeSpace Quotes and not even go into FreeSpace 2... even though I did...

 

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
"Aaaaa!"
"#[email protected]# it!"
"Mayday! Mayday!"
"Help me!"
Prolly heard the most often, anyway...

 

Offline Kosh

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
Where was that from?


My favorite was:

"Damnit Actium! Watch that friendly fire!"

and commands responce made me lose whatever respect I might have had for them....
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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
Where was that from?


My favorite was:

"Damnit Actium! Watch that friendly fire!"

and commands responce made me lose whatever respect I might have had for them....

Wow, you had respect for command then?

I mean, it's like the who is talking is making the desicions, Alpha! Protect x Transport/Freighter/CapShip with little or no backup, and let us yell at you when we lose some of our ships! That was mainly FreeSpace 2 though :P

FreeSpace 1 guy was smart.

 
Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
Vasudan Commander of GVD Psamtik :-

"As you wish.....

Gunnery control, open fire!"



And for multiplayer ; it was a famous co-op mission:-

"Alpha 1 and Alpha 2, take out the weapons subsystem. Alpha 3 and 4, knock out as many beam cannons as you can. Make sure your cyclops' hit home boys! Beta, cover alpha. Delta, engage at will. Lets rip em open boys!"

We whooped the shivans big time.  :yes:

 

Offline jr2

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
...That was mainly FreeSpace 2 though :P

FreeSpace 1 guy was smart.
Agreed.
Where was that from?
:confused: were you talking to me?

 

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"Database does not recognize the configuration, target exceeds the super destroyer specifications, i reading multiple cannon signatures, recuesting mission update!"

*The Sathanas shoot a big beam of nearly the same size of the ship, hull goes from 80 to 0 in a second. hahaha*

 

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
"Database does not recognize the configuration, target exceeds the super destroyer specifications, i reading multiple cannon signatures, recuesting mission update!"

*The Sathanas shoot a big beam of nearly the same size of the ship, hull goes from 80 to 0 in a second. hahaha*

The GTA Junit said that, but it was the Tatenen that was roasted.

Then Command says: "The Tatenen has been destroyed, I repeat the Tatenen has been destroyed!" then "All units return to base! We do not have the firepower to challenge that warship!" Command was finally right for once. :yes: :P

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Most Recognizable Freespace Dialogue?
"Database does not recognize the configuration, target exceeds the super destroyer specifications, i reading multiple cannon signatures, recuesting mission update!"

*The Sathanas shoot a big beam of nearly the same size of the ship, hull goes from 80 to 0 in a second. hahaha*

The GTA Junit said that, but it was the Tatenen that was roasted.

Then Command says: "The Tatenen has been destroyed, I repeat the Tatenen has been destroyed!" then "All units return to base! We do not have the firepower to challenge that warship!" Command was finally right for once. :yes: :P
Finally... the only other thing they do right is to send in Alpha 1 when things heat up!
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GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.