[aldo_14]

one ridiculously overpowered player craft versus hundreds of weak enemies?

I've got an idea! A mini-Sathanas! 8)

not enough guns

[Getter Robo G]

Make it pink, nothing threatening is ever pink...

And call it Ms Sathanas (in Honor of Ms PacMan)... Wakka Wakka Wakka. (or in this case: "Skreee Skreee Skreee!"

[ssmit132]

not enough guns

How many guns do you need, when you have 4 beams capable of ripping apart anything that comes at you?

[aldo_14]

not enough guns

How many guns do you need, when you have 4 beams capable of ripping apart anything that comes at you?

12.

Plus.

[takashi]

count in flak and plasma as well. and then add the "player ship" , and pump all the attack power up to about 9999999. then retexture to include furry talking foxes in the bridge, pink flowers on the hull, and the words "star fox".

[ssmit132]

That question mark thing made me want to make something funny, so I made a space-faring car. I'll come up with a picture later.

From a long time ago, I know, but since it'll be good as a weak ship...

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[jr2]

lols... do a search on a Daewoo Tico... when you find a pic, post back, and I'll tell you a joke.

[ssmit132]

Hmm?

[jr2]

Very good... just like I remember it.
Now, the joke:
In S. Korea, where these cars are made, there was a huge hurricane.  Which was kind of a bad thing, because it swept all of the cars off of the loading docks by the harbor.  There was only one car left, a Tico.
You know why it was left?
*waits*

[Agent_Koopa]

Because it was so ugly?

[Titan]

cause the lucy asked mother nature for permission to finish it off?

[Dysko]

Does Tico refer also to Ticonderoga-class cruisers used by US Navy? Since your joke is set in an harbour, maybe it can be that...

[jr2]

Heh, nope....
*Highlight below to see the answer*

There was a piece of gum stuck under one of the tires!

[takashi]

...lollerskates!

[ssmit132]

I don't get it. 

[jr2]

The car is so light, that just a wad of gum on the pavement was able to hold it down.
BTW, http://www.auto-pedia.com/car-crashes/display/5/10/48/1153/Daewoo/Tico
gives you some sense of their size (and vulnerability!)

[takashi]

like a fenris!

[ssmit132]

The car is so light, that just a wad of gum on the pavement was able to hold it down.
BTW, http://www.auto-pedia.com/car-crashes/display/5/10/48/1153/Daewoo/Tico
gives you some sense of their size (and vulnerability!)

Ooof! I would not like to be the driver of that car. You could make the debris of my OKA look like that.

[takashi]

theres always the possibility of using that as a missle model.....