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Offline Vortex

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on: February 06, 2002, 02:24:00 am
Inspired by that other poetic topic

NTF loses
Headz storage is resupplied
Vasudans rejoice!

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Offline Galemp

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Reply #1 on: February 06, 2002, 09:59:00 am
I love these things...

No shields no flak guns
No beam cannons for Terrans
Shivans wipe them out.
-GE
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #2 on: February 06, 2002, 10:02:00 am
We have apollos
They have got the Lucifer
We are all so screwed
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Galemp

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Reply #3 on: February 06, 2002, 10:08:00 am
The huge Colossus
Twenty years in the making
Creamed by Sathanas.
-GE
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #4 on: February 06, 2002, 10:14:00 am
My cats breath does smell
It smells alot like cat food
Ralph Wigum is great

 

Shivans to the left
Sathanas's to the right
My poor Han-Ronald
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #5 on: February 06, 2002, 10:58:00 am
I cannot spell,
This is not right,
Oh ****** .
 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #6 on: February 06, 2002, 03:40:00 pm
Bosch is a leader
Captain of the Iceni
Makes good beer as well.

Shivans look like crabs
3 legs, 2 arms, many eyes
They are not friendly.
I have returned... Again...
 

Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #7 on: February 06, 2002, 05:11:00 pm
GTVA Colossus
Constructed in 20 years
Destroyed in 20 Seconds by Sathanas Numero 17

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Thirteen years after Capella, beginning in Tau Sigma, aboard the GTD Messana... A deadly alliance of races appears for the reason of the destruction of the GTVA as we know it. Can you stop the coming of Beyond?
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Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #8 on: February 06, 2002, 05:14:00 pm
How about a musical one!

Headz Headz Here and there
Headz Headz Everywhere
The Vasudans Are Coming the Vasudans are Coming!


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Head of the Coming Beyond Campaign for FS2.
Thirteen years after Capella, beginning in Tau Sigma, aboard the GTD Messana... A deadly alliance of races appears for the reason of the destruction of the GTVA as we know it. Can you stop the coming of Beyond?
Project Leader of the Ascension of Beyond Campaign
"There was a time of peace, this time is over, peace will be paid for in blood."
Site Director of the Auto Assault Outpost- http://autoassault.edgegaming.com
Site Director of the Darkspace Connection - http://www.3dap.com/darkspace
Former Webmaster of i82.co.uk - Shut Down 2/12/03
"If HLP wants your developing, they'll promote you to Senior Engineer, now shutup and focus!" - Shi
Think of the Coke machines! What did they ever do to you![/b]
 

Offline Thorn

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Reply #9 on: February 06, 2002, 05:24:00 pm
 
And they say I'm crazy...
jeez...
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #10 on: February 06, 2002, 06:16:00 pm
 What is this now? the Hard Light Poets forum?  

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[This message has been edited by Setekh (edited 02-10-2022).]
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #11 on: February 06, 2002, 08:41:00 pm
need...to...add...a...piece
*collapses and dies*
Here's my contribution:

GTVA Fighter Corps
Herc mark two destroys
Evil shivans in black ships
explosions fill space

pretty lame but still...nobody said I was a poet  

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Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Galemp

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Reply #12 on: February 06, 2002, 08:50:00 pm
The mission is done
Return to base, press Alt-J
Entering subspace.
-GE
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...
 

Offline Galemp

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Reply #13 on: February 06, 2002, 08:52:00 pm
Khonsu the Second
And corrupt politicians
Headz will roll in purge
-GE
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...
 

Offline adwight

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Reply #14 on: February 06, 2002, 10:47:00 pm
My Contribution(It's pretty gay)

Shivan Ravana
Firing it's big bRED's
Blows up Lysander
-adwight
Neo-Terra Victorious

The Lightning Marshall

158th Banshee Squadron

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Can I have sex with it yet? -KnightTemplar
 

Offline Red5

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Reply #15 on: February 07, 2002, 12:11:00 am
STA Mod Soon
i hope you all enjoy
cause its cool
This is my signature
  

Offline Vortex

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Reply #16 on: February 07, 2002, 02:22:00 am
Walls of heavy flak
Anti-fighter beam turrets
Death is imminent

Warp in successful
Sathanas warp out ahead
Left turn might be good

Red alert mission
Twenty Maras on your tail
Should have stayed in bed

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100th gany victim

143rd person to reach commodore (without cheating)
Proud member of the Combathawks and Silver Talon Wing
100th gany victim
143rd person to reach commodore (without cheating)
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SPAM!  SPAM! SPAM! Hit your post button pilot! hehehe... :drevil:
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"To have may be taken from you; to have had, never. Far better to have tasted love before dying than to die alone."

                                          Vintar
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