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Offline Titan

Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
on: March 23, 2007, 08:20:57 am
Dammit! why did they let Bosch escape! Command, what the hell is going on here?!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU SEND SOC OPERATIVES, DISQUISED AS NTF SABATUERS, TO DEACTIVATE THE COLLYS BEAMS!?!?!?!??!?!?!??! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DOES ANYONE KNOW?!?!?!?

Caps are bad - Flipside :p
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 11:26:58 am by Flipside »
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Offline Snail

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Re: WHY COMMAND!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #1 on: March 23, 2007, 08:26:05 am
They either:

Wanted ETAK.

or:

It is a super conspiracy... Someone really high up in the GTVA ranks is setting all us Terrans and Vasudans up for a 'renaissance' that will change the way we live, function and even think... In which the individual is nothing more than a projection of this doctrine and theory... In which life, as we know it, will not exist: in its place there will only be THE PARTY.

(I've been reading way too much Nineteen-Eighty Four. Damn reviews)
 

Offline Desert Tyrant

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Re: WHY COMMAND!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #2 on: March 23, 2007, 10:46:14 am
Command is stupid.  You should know this.  Also, i am your irrefutable lord, for I am the mother****ing TYRANT! :D :mad2:
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 03:45:24 pm by Desert Tyrant »
 

Offline Titan

Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #3 on: March 23, 2007, 11:45:34 am
oh duh.....
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Offline Qwer

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #4 on: March 23, 2007, 12:00:48 pm
Overconfident command wanted to let Bosch complete ETAK project to capture it later (which they've done through whole campaign, like in M3, where they simply let Bosch escape to Sirius), but they underestimated Bosch's genious.
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Offline Snail

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #5 on: March 23, 2007, 12:14:58 pm
Ever tried making a campaign in which you fight the GTVA over freedom and whatnot? In which some really important officer in the GTA/GTVA orchestrated the Great War, GTI's rebellion, the NTF's rebellion, the HoL, the SGW, all to learn about Shivan technology or something?
 

Offline Ace

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #6 on: March 23, 2007, 03:03:00 pm
It's called Blackwater Operations :p
Ace
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Offline takashi

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #7 on: March 23, 2007, 10:40:04 pm
c'mon! we all know command is stupid...

*escort is destroyed*

command: the escort has been destroyed! this mission is a failure

*all hostile targets disapear with the help of ~+K*

command: good job, pilots! mission succsessful! return to base!

i guess its on topic...sice the topic is about the stupidity of command.
  

Offline Snail

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #8 on: March 24, 2007, 04:56:34 am
It isn't command who's stupid it's the mission designer.
 

Offline Blaise Russel

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #9 on: March 24, 2007, 11:36:31 am
Quote from: Snail on March 24, 2007, 04:56:34 am
It isn't command who's stupid it's the mission designer.

Mission designers should account for cheating?
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #10 on: March 24, 2007, 12:08:27 pm
OK. Then it's not the MD but the player being an idiot.
 

Offline Desert Tyrant

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #11 on: March 24, 2007, 04:38:37 pm
Quote from: takashi on March 23, 2007, 10:40:04 pm
c'mon! we all know command is stupid...

*escort is destroyed*

command: the escort has been destroyed! this mission is a failure

*all hostile targets disapear with the help of ~+K*

command: good job, pilots! mission succsessful! return to base!

i guess its on topic...sice the topic is about the stupidity of command.
Oh, dear god. :mad:
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #12 on: March 24, 2007, 04:50:13 pm
Well would you like command to say, "Alpha 1 is GOD! Did you see him wipe all of them out with three keys?!"
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #13 on: March 24, 2007, 06:25:07 pm
Quote from: Snail on March 24, 2007, 04:50:13 pm
Well would you like command to say, "Alpha 1 is GOD! Did you see him wipe all of them out with three keys?!"
Two keys, actually.

I would actually like to see that happen once... maybe in JAD3? :lol:
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GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
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Offline takashi

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #14 on: March 24, 2007, 10:47:06 pm
written on alpha 1's ship:

I ~+K'ed the sathanas fleet
 

Offline ssmit132

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #15 on: March 25, 2007, 01:50:47 am
I think that Command should of said that they wanted to capture the Iceni and ETAK instead of 'designing' all these 'mistakes' they made up. (Which weren't exactly disguised well; "Command let Bosch escape!")
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #16 on: March 25, 2007, 05:45:59 am
Quote from: Bob-san on March 24, 2007, 06:25:07 pm
Quote from: Snail on March 24, 2007, 04:50:13 pm
Well would you like command to say, "Alpha 1 is GOD! Did you see him wipe all of them out with three keys?!"
Two keys, actually.

I guess, if you're using Auto-Targetting...
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #17 on: March 25, 2007, 10:36:45 am
Yeah basically I use autotargeting... it doesn't help when I lose sensors, though... then its just try to survive long enough to call a support ship.
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Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #18 on: March 25, 2007, 12:21:02 pm
*Ignores all previous posts but the first one*

Um...

a) There is absolutely no canon evidence to suggest the saboteurs on the Colossus were SOC operatives
b) (not based on canon evidence, just intuition) I'm sure there was someone higher up than "command" in the chain deciding campaigns to take on and stuff. Command just gives orders to ships based on the decisions of his superiors.

And furthermore:

Quote from: takashi on March 23, 2007, 10:40:04 pm
c'mon! we all know command is stupid...

*escort is destroyed*

command: the escort has been destroyed! this mission is a failure

*all hostile targets disapear with the help of ~+K*

command: good job, pilots! mission succsessful! return to base!

i guess its on topic...sice the topic is about the stupidity of command.

Quote from: Snail on March 24, 2007, 12:08:27 pm
OK. Then it's not the MD but the player being an idiot.

Agreed.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2007, 12:24:41 pm by Aardwolf »
 

Offline Grizzly

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Re: Why, Command!!!!! Why!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #19 on: March 25, 2007, 01:42:35 pm
Quote from: takashi on March 24, 2007, 10:47:06 pm
written on alpha 1's ship:

I ~+K'ed the sathanas fleet

By removing that background bitmap from the missions ;)
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