[USS Alexander]

Wel in a bit of free time me and farsight are thinking of making a campaign, but not a usual one a sort off (comic)one with all kinds of weird things, i'l get stoned and drunk when i make the script, (then my mind comes up with all kinds of weird things SEEEIIIIIIK)  ahhaha.

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[an0n]

Like the Volition Bravo fleets sweeping through known space irradicating all the vasudan ships and collecting the debris to make space-crack with?

[Skippy]

huh ?

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[an0n]

 

Originally posted by Skippy:
huh ?

I think that's th point.

[USS Alexander]

   

Originally posted by an0n:
Like the Volition Bravo fleets sweeping through known space irradicating all the vasudan ships and collecting the debris to make space-crack with?

Yeah that sort of things and drunk terran pirates who keep flying against there own ships, and won't follow orders.

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[an0n]

Alpha 2: Screw killing the Sath, I'm off to Alpha Centauri to get some hoes and get wasted.
Command: Fire on that traitor!
Alpha 3: He may be a traitor but I like the sound of his plan better than yours. C'mon boys. To Alpha Centauri!

[USS Alexander]

 

Originally posted by an0n:
Alpha 2: Screw killing the Sath, I'm off to Alpha Centauri to get some hoes and get wasted.
Command: Fire on that traitor!
Alpha 3: He may be a traitor but I like the sound of his plan better than yours. C'mon boys. To Alpha Centauri!

Shivan: Hey Alfa one do ya now where the beer stands.
Alpha 1: It's in the dam frige as always.
Shivan: Where's the frige Alpha 1
Alpha 1: It's in the kitchen right afront of your head dumbass.
Shivan: OH found it, Why is there only Bosh beer Alpha 1.
Alpha 1: because that's the think whe stolen from the Iceni remember.
Shivan: OKkkkkk Where's the chips Alpfa
Alpha 1: it's in the also in the dam frige.
Shivan: I see it i see it.
Alpha 2: uuu hey alpha1 why don't whe use voodoo on the shivans.
Alpha 1: wtf are you drunk
Alpha2:  No no i'm serous whe can enchant a spell on they so they shrink, then whe can squas them as bugs.
Shivan: Hey Alpha 1 can i watch some tv.


ahh ****  it why do i even bother

oh and i'm serious about the campaign so

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[an0n]

Shivan: Command, we've got the data
Command: You mean...?
Shivan: Yes, we know why Vasudans wuv fishes
Command: Get back to the Sath ASAP, if the data is correct we can make the Vasudans wuv anything
Shivan: Yes....ANYTHING!
*puts on skimpy bikini*

[an0n]

Command: ...so then I take her back to my place, start to undress her. Get her half naked and then all of a sudden I notice that she's got a 12 inch.....Oh crap! Quick, turn it off! [fzzzzt]


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[an0n]

Everyone could have a space-crack addiction. Command could keep pilots inline by threatening to cut them off.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SHIVAN LOVE-SLAVE SHIP/BASE!!!!

 

[USS Alexander]

In Altair On a disabled shivan fhreighter:


Alpha2: They proble all dead anyway
Alpha1: Cut the chatter dammit.
Alpha5: You picking up something
Alpha2: Negative, hold on movement 420 meters dead a head and it's coming close.

In a dark corner a shivan jumps afront off the teamm.

Shivan: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Alpha 2: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPP
Shivan 2 jumps behind the team:

Shivan 2: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP

 Alpha 3 and 4: WASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Shivan2: LOOK I BROUGHT SOME BEER IT"S BOSH BEER , WASSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Shivan1: HAHAHAHHAHAHA Betelguese in da house, this is your friend on drugs, hiihihehieheiheiheiehhie Ain't ****  some. Want some dope, WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP .

Command: wtf are you guys doing, OPEN!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!

Shivan screams in alpha1 's radio: WASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP COMMAND heieheiheieheiheihe

Command:     What the..........Alpha team are you there......

Alpha1: Ohh  man this is some real good **** , hihiehuek

Alpha2: WASSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPP wanna play hide and seek.

Shivans: OK but you have to through those movement meters away otherwhise it ain't fair.

Alpha1: why can't you guys stand still:

Shivan2: Look at us hick hieieheiehieh WASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP.

Alpha4: Ok you go hide ourself.

Shivans: OK count to 100

Alpha team: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9...............100 here whe come.

alpha4: hey i see one he's behind that pilar he's dumb he is sticking out 2 meters at each side.

Shivan1: I'm invisible They can't see me They can't see me, They can't see me hiehiehiehieh.


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[an0n]

 

I'm invisible They can't see me They can't see me, They can't see me hiehiehiehieh.

ROTFLMOFOAO.

[CP5670]

lol

[Thorn]

Uhhh.. yeah...!
This is why drugs are illegal....  

[USS Alexander]

 

Originally posted by Thorn:
Uhhh.. yeah...!
This is why drugs are illegal....  

ALCOHOL AHHAHAHAH big part here, come all over VAN HEESPLEIN2 ROTTERDAM HOLLAND

0615127881 ca when before the door

[an0n]

Command: Pilots, we must capture that freighter at all costs
Alpha 2: All fighters, target it's engines. Break and attack.
Alpha 3: Vessel disbaled command
Ripper: We've latched on and are removing the space-crack now
Alpha 2: Time to celebrate boys
*all spark up some 'special' cigarettes*
Alpha 2: hehehehehehehehehe
Alpha 3: Hehe
Alpha 2: hehehe
Alpha 3: Aaargh, there are spiders on the freighter!
Alpha 2: Aargh! Shivans! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Ripper: No, you idiots they're just oxygen pipes.
Alpha 2: Aaaargh! Shivaaaaannnnsss!
*Alpha 2 ejects*
*Alpha 3 fires a harpoon at Alpha 4*
*Alpha 4 opens fire on the freighter*
*Alpha 3 smashes into Alpha 4*
*Alpha 4 fires a harpoon at Alpha 3*
*Alpha 2 opens the escape pods canopy*
Alpha 3: Whoa, fireworks. Big red, squishy fireworks
*Alpha 4 crashes into the frieghter*
Alpha 3: Aaaaargh! The space-crack!
*Alpha 3 blows up Alpha 4*
Alpha 3: Mission accomplished command jumping back to base.....ooooh, pretty buttons
*Alpha 3 ejects*

[USS Alexander]

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TERRAB: GHIIIIIIIII Goodmornig thus mosrning Shiivan

Shhivan: Goooood morning this mornig terra.

ShivanL:I satND at the busstop, there is a big bird at the rouf, you know what he said:..............TJIELP TJIELP

TEERRAL: HAHAHAH yeah that a good one ghiiiiiiii ghiiiiii.

[an0n]

Alpha 2: Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alpha 3: Hehe. You've found the snake then?

[Galemp]

Alpha 2 (rips off disguise): Of course I hate snakes. I'm actually Indiana Jones.
Alpha 3 (rips off disguise): And I'm Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible.
Alpha 1 (rips off disguise): "--------" (no voice actor)

[Corsair]

 

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