This should resolve all your problems 
Oh, and BTW...
<insert welcome speech here>
here ya go!!!
jerryfurok, prepare to be fried.
Gunnery control, Beam-free-all. Commence plasma core insertion.
Gunnery control, open fire!!!
(Welcome beam)
Click here too.
http://www.fsoinstaller.com/welcome.htmlWelcome to the HLP Station. Exits are located to the right, left, up, down, and 4th-dimensionally. However all of them are blocked by 260mm artillery, except the 4-d one, as no one's yet figured how to reach it. Needless to say, you will come and you won’t leave. To your right you will see 90 Saths destroying the Capella star and blowing us to hell. In the event of a landing of any kind, you can and will be used as a flotation device. Do not feed the resident Shivan Carl as he will become voracious and chew your leg off. You can find him in the ventilation duct. Throw him your lunch and he'll leave you alone (usually). Flamethrowers can be found under your seat but due to financial constraints have been re-filled with holy water. Plasma rifles can be found in storage lockers. To prevent act of n00b, however, these can only be opened by Moderators, Volition, GOD and/or a hyperintelligent shade of BluE. Please remember that any attempt to use the ASCII characters 0046h, 0053h, and 0033h in sequential order will result in you being trampled by FreeSpace fan boys. If you go in the Vasudan section of the station and find a box labelled “Headz”, please don’t open it. Should you want to know, it looks something like
if you do. Don't try to enter the control room as it is guarded by subspatial claymore mines. Don't ask about FS3; it's not happening and we're not going to make it ourselves. Don't ask about Derek Smart. Don't listen to takashi. Read Karajorma's FAQ. Don't F*** with Goob. The SCP is all that is good. Mention efF esS thr33 at your own peril. Thank you and enjoy your stay!
