I like the blonde with the painted boobies, but that's just me

I think the problem is that most journalists in the UK seem to have got a degree in creative writing without going near Homer, so they have no idea what the relevance between killing a goat and Ancient Greek sacrificial customs, which is what this was based around.
The goat itself was actually bought from a butchers shop as is, they didn't kill it, and the 'entrails' were actually offal, but still wave a carrot like this in the front of many of our tabloids and they wouldn't be able to resist.
Things is about Papers who aren't afraid to report anything is that on a quiet day, they have to make a mountain out of a molehill purely to make it look like they are doing their job.