[vamitul]

here.. i start:

Shivans didn't wipe out the Ancients, Chuck Norris did..

When Chuck Norris gave blood, a few drops were spilled.. his blood cells spread across the Universe, and became known as shivans.

The scientists finally understood how the shivans destroyed Capella.. somehow they made Chuck Norris sneeze.

   
i'll post some more, tomorrow

[Game_Master64]

please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame

[TrashMan]

Teh MazTer Returnz!

[vamitul]

please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame

I know.. that's what makes them funny

[Woolie Wool]

But that's...illogical.

[Polpolion]

please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame

You know, lame is subjective. Even if you loathe Chuck Norris facts, it is possible that other people like them, regardless of your feelings.

[Woolie Wool]

No, Chuck Norris jokes are bad, just like Derek Smart games are bad, Girls/Guys Gone Wild is bad, and Power Rangers rape fanfiction is bad.

[Polpolion]

And bad is subjective.

I'm sure Derek Smart thinks his games are good, the creator of Girls/Guys Gone Wild thinks it is good, and the writer of Power Rangers rape fan fiction thinks it is good.

And in fact, they might like it for the exact reasons that you hate it.

[Cobra]

and Power Rangers rape fanfiction is bad.

I don't even want to know.

[Vasudan Commander]

This thread is pointless.

[Cobra]

This thread is pointless.

You're one to talk, what with that thread spam a month or so ago.

[MrBig101]

Shivan Beam Cannons are powered by Chuck Norris's beard hair.

[TrashMan]

Ahh..so THAT'S why they're red...

I heard Shivan particle cannons are power by his spit.

[shiven_warior]

im sure im going to regret this but:who is Chuck norris?

[Polpolion]

http://www.chucknorris.com/

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[shiven_warior]

oh that guy.........

[TrashMan]

Here's some of hte best ones:

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

# Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
 
# Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
 
# Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
 
# Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."

[MrBig101]

Chuck Norris once destroyed an entire Sathanas fleet with his pinky finger.

[Vasudan Commander]

This thread is pointless.

You're one to talk, what with that thread spam a month or so ago.

I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me

[colecampbell666]

Power Rangers rape fanfiction

Oooh! Gimme!

 

 

*steps away from open windows*