Don't fret, Snail. I have no doubts that the ST:R crew can pull that off. That's easily accomplished, anyhoo. Compression, y'know. Oh ya, a bit of distortion as well. Just to give it that CB-radio feel.

A minor aside, tho. Are you going to go w/ the retail line of 8-bit, 11.025 Hz wav files? As long as the distortion/compression ratio is precise, there ain't a person on the planet that can tell whether it's 11.025 Hz or 22.050 Hz, much less 8-bit or 16-bit. (I've been doing audio engineering for major productions close to 25 years now and you'd be amazed what some people with "perfect hearing" have to say about audio. Expert: "
Oh, you've used analog reverb on this, haven't you?" Me: "
Yeah. Sure. Whatever." For laughs and verification, check out the story of Lee Sklar's "producer switch".)