sence this thread is full of usefull advice, il add some pointers of my own.
1. dont use your virginity to in-laws
2. dating fat girls will only lead to trouble. they're statistically easier to impregnate, and tend to have mental problems, and hogging is just gross, the other side is they tend to be more oral
3. annorexic chicks are just as desprate as fat girls, so hogging practices still apply, except doggy style feels more bony, but at least ****ing them dont shatter your pelvis
4. while youre in a relationship, girls will practically swarm you. its a feramone thing you can either beat em off with a stick, or um beat em off with a stick and hope you dont get caught
5: chicks like sex. but they like to make it look like it was the guy who started it. this allows her to be a total whore while playing the act of a good girl. keep a sharp eye out for cues for you to start fooling around and capitolize apropriately
6. women are trecherous beasts! never forget that. ever!
now personally i would never stick my penis into 95% of the girls out there. with the way modern women act, youl never see a tight vagina. if you offered me an m134 gatling gun or a week with a pornstar id choose the minigun anyday, it has more holes, their tighter. and theyre rifled too. also it makes more noise when you get it off
