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Name an episode where the Greek gods decide to punish the Greeks for a wrongdoing against them, and then decide they love the people so much they take the punishment upon themselves.

There are several (especially in the more tragic of the Gods and their offspring) but I don't recall details offhand.  You can look them up as easily as I can.  I don't have the time to go digging again right now.  Sifting through classical Greek mythology is not my favorite of past-times.  Regardless, the idea of a God saving individuals from thesemlves is not one that Christianity invented, merely adopted.

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Name one such cult that has been such an unstoppable force to have endured for over two millenia.

[...] only to have been proven wrong by God?

*blink* That doesn't even address the point.  Arguably, Christianity endured because of the social circumstances of the period, much in the same way that Islam has endured, and Judaism has endured, and so on in the Eastern religions.  As for being proven wrong by God, you call it God, I'll call it the forces of social change... *shrug*

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It's from the Bible, yes

Not interested unless you've got other factual evidence.  I'm not debating the intricacies of theology.

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Also, I fail to see your connection between Jonah and Christ.

Jonah's story is the original metaphorical resurrection/redemption myth in Christianity.  There are others from other cultures before him as well.

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The same could be said, however, about any Greek god, because they all have qualities that are are attributed by Christians to the work of God.

Did you even read what I've been posting, or are you so deep in that fairy tale of yours that you aren't comprehending?  Visual depictions of Jesus in the 3rd and 4th century CE = visual depictions of Apollo.  They changed again in the Byzantine Empire to a more familiar bearded Christ (though of a different quality in the depictions, e.e Hagia Sophia in Istanbul) we see today.

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So then, you'd say it's the species that has the drive to survive, not the individual.  Ghengis, then, at least on an evolutionary instinctual level, didn't care much for his own survival, but rather the passing on of his genes.  Is that right?

Tell you what, you go educate yourself on evolution and then we'll discuss Khan's genetic heritage.  Ditto goes for your quip at testing a little later.

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Are you kidding me?  So all of the Jews alive today, and all of the Arabians who call Jacob and Ishmael their ancestors are not proof enough?

Uh, no.  People can call themselves whatever they like, and do so frequently for political purposes.

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FYI, to believe in common ancestry on a species level is to believe in common ancestry on the level of racial and ethnic groups.

No, it's not.  But good try.

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That may be, but according to said Bible, Joseph at first didn't believe Mary, he thought she had had sex with some random person (they weren't even married yet, btw), and Joseph was going to call off the marriage quietly (which, btw, was opposite of the custom.  Most men, when they found out their wives-to-be were messing around, embarassed and disgraced them publicly), but then had a sudden, inexplicable change of heart.  IDK how much you know about Jewish culture, but from what I understand, sex sealed the deal on marriage, especially at that time.  If Mary had had sex with someone else, her marriage to Joseph would then be less meaningful.  Neither of them would be able to take it as true marriage, because of their cultural background.

I sincerely hope you find a girl as innocent and naive as yourself my friend, because otherwise you're in for a world of nastiness.  It's called lies, deceit, deception, pick your word.  People did it then just as now.

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However, Christ was not simply a good moral teacher.  He claimed to be God.

According to the faith my parents attempted to raise me in, Christ is the son of God.  The Trinity is a particularly Catholic thing.  Claiming Christ IS god is fallacious, because there is no consensus even among Christians.

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You say you have no evidence that they are willful beings, but do you have any evidence to the contrary?  You say we can't begin to understand them.  Then why is one easier to believe than the other?

I have no evidence that says aliens didn't populate the Earth.  Should I believe that then?  Come on.  No evidence against something doesn't mean it should be believed as a matter of Faith.  I see no logical evidence against gravity, but I don't think the theory of gravity is a perfect understanding.

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I was once an atheist.

You're 18.

No offense, but at 18 most people know precisely squat about the world.  I daresay you didn't understand atheism nor do you probably understand all of your religion or its history, or even science for that matter, as is becoming more and more evident.

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But for three days, all I could think about was "why not live forever?  Why not be loved?  Why should death be the end of it all?  Why shouldn't there be a point to life?"  I didn't have an answer.  I still don't.  Do you?

Alternatively:

The matter and energy that make me up do exist forever (thermodynamics).  I'm loved by many people in my life; the opinions of mythical beings don't really matter a damn to me.  Deaht is not the end of it all, merely the end of a single human life as it is so simply defined.  There is a point to live - to live, and to allow your children and their children to live.

I don't need to put on my irrationality cap and hop on the Faith bandwagon to justify my existence, and frankly I don't understand people who do.  I fully admit that I don't know everything, nor can I ever know everything, and a God, Gods, higher powers, flying spaghetti monsters, whatever may exist out there somewhere - but I'm not going to live my life as if their opinion (should they indeed have one) counts, especially as its preached to us by other people on Earth so wrapped up in their insecurities and power games that they could never be trusted.

Insecurity seems a pretty poor reason to shove rational thinking to the wind and jump on the bandwagon of what amounts to a 2000-year-old-cult-turned-political-bureaucracy.
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I'd like to point out that Mary being a virgin is a mistranslation .

 

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Well I should be more specific. Matthew says mary was a "parthenos" which means virgin.  He quotes Hebrew text from Isaiah:

"Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying,  Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us"  - Mat 1:22-23

He says Isaiahs prophecy is fulfilled in Jesus, expect whoever wrote Matthew has mistranslated the Hebrew word "almah" as meaning virgin. Almah just means young woman. If Isaiah had actually meant to say virgin he could have used the word they actually had for that which was "betulah".  In the King James they actually changed Isaiah to say virgin to make it fit Matthew. 

But not only that the prophecy in Isaiah was never referring to Jesus in the first place but rather it was regarding the situation at the time.  They'll probably claim it does, despite the evidence because they dont want to believe the writer of Matthew distorted the Hebrew texts in order to create legend, just like its so difficult to get them to accept that the story regarding Lucifer isnt actually anything to do with Satan.
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Interesting.
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Aren't there supposedly birth records that say Jesus had brothers and sisters or is that just another internet claim?

 

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Aren't there supposedly birth records that say Jesus had brothers and sisters or is that just another internet claim?

Considering that it's pretty well established there's not much if any physical evidence of the J-man himself, I doubt it...
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The bible does refer to Jesus having brothers and sisters but the meaning is sketchy as their is no word for cousin in Aramaic and the word for brother\sister was usually used. There are branches of Christianity that believe that Mary remained a virgin to her dying day. Dogma sums up my feelings on that point.

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Bethany: Jesus didn't have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
Rufus: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.
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The "tests" for virginity, especially in that day and age, are veeeeery inaccurate.

Really though, why couldn't Mary have been knocked up by a Roman soldier with a small wang?  I'd like to see anyone find a Jewish girl who would tell everyone she was raped by a Roman soldier back then.  So I don't see her telling anyone it happened.

Doesn't even have to be a Roman soldier, could've been anyone.


You don't need to delve into weird genetics with that explanation.  :p

No.

You see, it wasn't Jesus who was the divine creation, but Mary. Since God needed a perfect host body for his creation (Jesus) he wouldn't do anything funky, just create a completely new, purebreed (think Arabian horse) body. And such Mary was created.

Now this gives us some ontological problems but I solved them. Since the quest for divinity and God requires to some extent becoming similar to your God, it would also mean that a feminine body that is... soiled by another man's touch is not, in fact, what God thinks of as perfect. Instead, it is the body of a virgin. This, obviously, means that when you are to follow Bible you have to have sex, but can only do it with virgin, otherwise it is a sin because... Well anyways. Now, sex with virgin is not as far-fetched as you'd like to think, but supply economics come in play about now and now we're in deep trouble, because we have roughly 1:1 ratio with males and females, and since every female is pretty quickly - some might even say hastily, but let's assume for a while that all men are steeds they are -  ...deprecated, then we run out of virgins. Since God basically commands you to have sex, but (as we have established here) only sex with a virgin is morally sound, we're in trouble. Fear not! Catholic church is on the right track, because by banning contraception we effectively skyrocket the amount of pregnancies, and therefore also the number of future virgin womans which men can have sin-free sex (albeit only once).
But. Still, the ratio is 1:1. What to do? There are obviously far too many men in this calculation. The solution is simple: let's send them all to wage war on heretics, schismatics and other subhuman filth. By artificially raising the mortality rate among young males we will, in just a few decade, have a completely satisfactory relation of virgin females and lusty men. And so God's kingdom will come.
QED

Do you mean "your god" as in my god?

I don't have one of those.
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The bible does refer to Jesus having brothers and sisters but the meaning is sketchy as their is no word for cousin in Aramaic and the word for brother\sister was usually used. There are branches of Christianity that believe that Mary remained a virgin to her dying day. Dogma sums up my feelings on that point.

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Bethany: Jesus didn't have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
Rufus: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.

Pfft. ..Like there aren't people who remain virgins till they die today..in this day and age (sexual revolution and the overinflated importance of sex).
If it can happen today it's even more believable that it could have happened before.
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Overinflated importance of sex? You do realise that there's a cultural crisis in the west where couples are having less sex due to the pressures of work and thus resulting in more depression?
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Pfft. ..Like there aren't people who remain virgins till they die today..in this day and age (sexual revolution and the overinflated importance of sex).
If it can happen today it's even more believable that it could have happened before.

1.  Sex is even more repressed today than it ever was in the Victorian era (see Foucault, M. "A History of Sexuality")
2.  The legal (in religious terms) and spiritual consummation of marriage requires sexual intercourse.  No intercourse, no consummation, marriage isn't valid. 

Joe and Mar got it on at least once.  Mary != virgin.
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The Bible states that Joseph and Mary did not have relations until after Jesus was born.  After Jesus was born, it can be assumed true, because Jesus had brothers.

 

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Pfft. ..Like there aren't people who remain virgins till they die today..in this day and age (sexual revolution and the overinflated importance of sex).
If it can happen today it's even more believable that it could have happened before.

1.  Sex is even more repressed today than it ever was in the Victorian era (see Foucault, M. "A History of Sexuality")
2.  The legal (in religious terms) and spiritual consummation of marriage requires sexual intercourse.  No intercourse, no consummation, marriage isn't valid. 

Joe and Mar got it on at least once.  Mary != virgin.

1. Bollocks. P0rn and naked bodies can be seen on every street corner.
2. Where did you get that? And if so, what of it?

Unless you can somehow prove your statement it's as valid as the dirt under my fingernails.
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@ number 1: I'd say it depends on what country you live in. In Japan the only thing that really happened since 1945 is that you can't walk in naked to a public bath. But a lot of countries are more open about sex than America, even if the country has improved a lot since the 50s.

Ryan might have an interesting point. I'd wish he'd go into detail about this Victorian era stuff. I hate it when someone actually posts an intellectual comment on the Internet but their post is still shorter than their signature. Enlighten us, please.

 

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As far as consummation is concerned, it's a mixed bag. There are laws regarding anullment of the marriage if there is some reason that it cannot be consummated. That law itself is an interpretation of far older laws that, whilst not in the Bible, have certainly been around for the same length of time. There is mention in Corinthians of a wife or husband not able to fulfill their obligations through 'deception', but no mention of sexual intercourse being the 'final confirmation.'.

Catholics believe strongly that Mary, Joseph and Jesus were all Virgins till the day they died, personally, I find that hard to believe, the purpose of marriage was to procreate, even the Bible says that making a good match is more important than being in love. There was a very definite social pressure on Joseph in particular to produce progeny, only having one son, one who doesn't even see Joseph as the father, would be a massive humiliation to him, the worst fate of any family around that time was for the bloodline to die out, there would have been too much social and familial pressure on both Joseph and Mary for something like that to happen.

  

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Catholics believe strongly that Mary, Joseph and Jesus were all Virgins till the day they died, personally, I find that hard to believe, the purpose of marriage was to procreate, even the Bible says that making a good match is more important than being in love.

Nobody said anything about Joseph. He gets a rather short shrift, honestly, since he's not mentioned much if at all in the sections dealing with Jesus' final days. Arguably, he disowned his son by then, because he would not even pay to have him buried. Or he was dead. Pick one, really. He might even have divorced and remarried, since Mary was wandering around Jerusalem alone apparently.

As for Mary, the whole virgin until she died is a commonly held belief, enough to have entered popular lexicon, but when you get right down to it with somebody really familar with Catholic theology, as I once did with a priest from the local parish, you realize it is just that. It is a belief, or an assumption. There is no real evidence to support it either way. For all the evidence in the textual record Mary could have held wild orgies after Jesus' early life and then reformed for her return during the section dealing with his death.
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Exactly, just because it didn't specifically say she did, does not mean she did not, after all, the focus of the Bible was Jesus, as you say, there is remarkably little detail on them after they had done their 'job' (introduced Jesus to the world).

 

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Pfft. ..Like there aren't people who remain virgins till they die today..in this day and age (sexual revolution and the overinflated importance of sex).
If it can happen today it's even more believable that it could have happened before.

1.  Sex is even more repressed today than it ever was in the Victorian era (see Foucault, M. "A History of Sexuality")
2.  The legal (in religious terms) and spiritual consummation of marriage requires sexual intercourse.  No intercourse, no consummation, marriage isn't valid. 

Joe and Mar got it on at least once.  Mary != virgin.

1. Bollocks. P0rn and naked bodies can be seen on every street corner.


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