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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
BEHOLD, low bandwidth  :doubt:

 

Offline Kosh

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
So from what I can see it's still better than Big Rigs, right?

Nah, Big Rigs is equally buggy but looks more fun.


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Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
But this **** is digital, dude.

This is digital ****. For five hundred thousandths the size. I'd say comparable quality.

EDIT: This at least gives you a laugh for the first half second you're looking at it, before you realize it's poop. UC just... sorts... kills you. I condone this image as a worthwhile replacement for Universal Combat.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2008, 11:12:31 pm by thesizzler »

 
Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
I didn't click that link. I can guess what it is  :doubt:
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
:eek:

This game is utter revolutionary!! I mean... this changes everything!!!  It completely redefines the way games suck!!! I seriously didn't think any game could be THIS bad!!!! :eek: Why the **** would Derek Smart want to put his name on a piece of **** like this?


I hereby give this game the ranking of "Universal Combat" on "Thesizzler's Uber Scale of Fun!".

 
Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
have you seen big rigs? i give that game a 4/10 because it's pretty funny to laugh at the horrendous of it.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
I bet that game is at least playable. I mean, most of the problems with this game aren't the bugs. The hud layout is horrendous, the graphics look like it was from 1997, it runs worse than Unreal tournament 2004 did on my computer... the list goes on.

 
Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
you had problems with ut2004???  :wtf:

that and freespace are the smoothest and most stable games i've ever played.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
I was exclaiming my shock because that game had pretty good graphics. Actually, UT2004 only ran smoothly for me on the highest graphic setting, on the lower ones my mouse lagged, or something.

 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
you had problems with ut2004???  :wtf:

that and freespace are the smoothest and most stable games i've ever played.
That may be true, but FSO is a pain in the ass to get started with for a noobie.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Only if you're installing it manually. I don't see how people screw it up with Turey's installer. Anyway, once you do get everything sorted out, you realize there's no simpler way it could be done.

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Well, there are problems when

-the Installer cannot download some files, like what happened yesterday when a new guy couldn't get FSPort running
-people try to use FS2.exe and Freespace2.exe
-people refuse to read any manuals or stickied help threads

for starters, at least. But once you get the hang of it, it's all un-****ing-believably simple indeed.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
:eek:

This game is utter revolutionary!! I mean... this changes everything!!!  It completely redefines the way games suck!!! I seriously didn't think any game could be THIS bad!!!! :eek: Why the **** would Derek Smart want to put his name on a piece of **** like this?


I hereby give this game the ranking of "Universal Combat" on "Thesizzler's Uber Scale of Fun!".

given that you put Conquest: Fronteer Wars in the "you might as well kill yourself" category, you're rating systems makes as much sense as 1+apple = nebraska (km/h)
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Given that you spell "Frontier" with 2 "e"s your post is about as valid as 1 + 50294 = -3. :p


EDIT: I'm quoting you so you can't change it and be like "oh it never happened quit making it up"

:eek:

This game is utter revolutionary!! I mean... this changes everything!!!  It completely redefines the way games suck!!! I seriously didn't think any game could be THIS bad!!!! :eek: Why the **** would Derek Smart want to put his name on a piece of **** like this?


I hereby give this game the ranking of "Universal Combat" on "Thesizzler's Uber Scale of Fun!".

given that you put Conquest: Fronteer Wars in the "you might as well kill yourself" category, you're rating systems makes as much sense as 1+apple = nebraska (km/h)
« Last Edit: January 05, 2008, 05:46:04 pm by thesizzler »

 

Offline Hades

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Given that you spell "Frontier" with 2 "e"s your post is about as valid as 1 + 50294 = -3. :p
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Offline Falcon

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
This THING (notice how I don't call it a game) ran fine on my system, but the graphics and soundFX were atrocious. It has been purged from my system, unfortunately not my brain.





 

Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
So this game is worse than Big Rigs?

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Yes. Both suck, but at least Big Rigs makes you laugh. Result: Big Rigs is winner!
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Given that you spell "Frontier" with 2 "e"s your post is about as valid as 1 + 50294 = -3. :p

What does my typo have to do with you lack of taste and good senses? :wtf:
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Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Yes. Both suck, but at least Big Rigs makes you laugh. Result: Big Rigs is winner!

So Big Rigs is so bad it's funny, but UC is so bad it's not funny?