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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Quite so. Big Rigs laughs at the laws of physics, which is funny, whereas UC does the goatse at the interface and functionality, which is not funny at all.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Given that you spell "Frontier" with 2 "e"s your post is about as valid as 1 + 50294 = -3. :p

What does my typo have to do with you lack of taste and good senses? :wtf:

YES.. ME AM SMART PEEPLE. I NO HAV GRAMMERE OR SPLLEING BUT NO GODO GAMS WEN ME CEES IT. ME CN"T SPPELL NAM GOOD, BUT ME LIKS IT.

If you had spelled that name right I might have reconsidered its placement, but I guess the people who like it aren't even smart enough to spell it's name properly. I guess that says something about the kind of game it is...








[exaggeration]
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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Normally I would ask "What do typos have to do with smarts?" but I see that question is too deep and difficult for your fragile mind.
I'll have to formulate a question that's closer to your intellectual level.

*picks up a kiddy coloring book*

O.k. sizzly, this apple is?  :wtf:...Nope, it's not orange..try again.
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Normally I would ask "What do typos have to do with smarts?" but I see that question is too deep and difficult for your fragile mind.
I'll have to formulate a question that's closer to your intellectual level.

*picks up a kiddy coloring book*

O.k. sizzly, this apple is?  :wtf:...Nope, it's not orange..try again.

Behold: I am Trashman! Observe as I insult my opposition to lower his credibility, rather than using actual brainpower to formally outsmart him! It is impossible to combat this arguing technique because to do so would require that you have as little thought capacity as the person making the attack! I win again!

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Okay this is getting annoying. Break it up before the hammer comes down like Gordon Brown's fist.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Tsk,tsk...as much as killing you with an avalanche of insults would be fun, I won't fall to such low a level*. :p


Back on topic:
I have not played UC and I don't plan to.
Alltough I sometimes wonder if the hate for the game around here isn't also partially becouse of the hate for it's creator. Such strong emotion tend to color everything we see, shadowing the good things and making anything bad stand out in all of it's un-glory.








*It is you who started with the insults
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Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
*It is you who started with the insults

Moi?

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Tsk,tsk...as much as killing you with an avalanche of insults would be fun, I won't fall to such low a level*. :p











*It is you who started with the insults


And yet their primary purpose isn't to be an insult...

I can't help if you're offended by my pointing out your misspelling, you not understanding, then my clarification. Pardon my tact (or lack thereof), but they were not meant to be insults, as opposed to me pointing something out or clarifying a previous statement. My last comment, although, I could understand how you would get insulted and I apologize. Yet I'm sure there are other people who would tend to agree with it.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Okay I want the hammer to come and I want it to come now.

This is making me nervous...

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
What are you talking about? Me and Trashman are good buddies! Watch:

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Back on topic:
I have not played UC and I don't plan to.
Alltough I sometimes wonder if the hate for the game around here isn't also partially becouse of the hate for it's creator. Such strong emotion tend to color everything we see, shadowing the good things and making anything bad stand out in all of it's un-glory.

I would tend to agree if I hadn't played this game.

 I wasn't here for the big Derek vs. HLP brawl, and I haven't read it. This would be my first Derek Smart game I ever played, so I'm pretty sure I would be a bit more objective than a lot of people here. Although I only tried the marine segments, I must say that it is that bad.



See, Snail? :p



*Watches Snail get more nervous.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
See, Snail? :p

:wtf:

Umm... Objection overrule?

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Denied! :hammer:

Me and sizzy here are great, big buddies - just look at our angelic faces! :mad2:

*sharpens knives and reads on human body, especially the back. Meanwhile sizzy grabs some poison and starts baking cookies*
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Offline Nx

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Back on topic...
I tried bc3k years ago on my p133. It was sloooow. Unfortunately, it didn't run on my then new computer, but from my limited first impression, I liked it a lot (actually, I just like the premise of having your own huge starship and roaming freely around the universe)
Then when BC:M was made free, I downloaded it. It was booooring. Something Smart doesn't understand is that fun > realism. I wouldn't mind the graphics, or the crappy sound effects if the game were fun to play. But it's not. I don't want to learn how to play a game, I've got plenty of other things to learn anyway.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
So Big Rigs is so bad it's funny, but UC is so bad it's not funny?

Big Rigs is pure ineptness in action; amusing, unintended, and nonthreatening.

UC and the Battlecruiser series are the result of sadistic detailfreakism in so extreme a form that even sadistic detail freaks find it disturbing, combined with an almost preternatural ability to be unable to communicate any concept clearly.

Put another way, this is indeed what it would be like to command such a craft...if you had no crew, no automation, and not even a freakin' Owner's Manual to assist you.

To mangle a line from one of my favorite product reviews of all time, and with my deepest apologies to Jason Sartin (not that he'd accept them): "DIFFICULT? Oh, yeah. Anyone with the force of will to play more than a couple hours of this homesick abortion of a game (without going insane and making sacrifices to sweet Azathoth for a merciful annihilation of the universe) is no one to be ****ed with."
« Last Edit: January 07, 2008, 06:01:54 am by ngtm1r »
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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
I liked BC3000...ti's better than FS :D

*hides in a nuclear shelter*
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Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
I liked BC3000...ti's better than FS :D

*hides in a nuclear shelter*

If you were being serious I would have destroyed the entire galaxy to get rid of you if I could.

 

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If you were being serious I would have destroyed the entire galaxy to get rid of you if I could.

I DARE you to try it. You will never find me. Nevah! :drevil:
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Offline Snail

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
I guess we know what the Shivans are looking for. ;7

 
Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Fellow sentient beings and genocidial destoyers...we must unite against our new nemesis!!!
Behold! the new blasphemy approaches!

*shows picture of trashman*
*crowd of millions of terrans, vasudans, and shivans roars a battle cry*

We must fight for our way of life!!!

with the new GTVSA formed, trashman shall know no hiding place...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Behold Derek Smart's generosity - UC for free
Didn't you know I'm Emperor of the universe? Your pitiful armada pales before the might of what I have at my disposal. My resources are limitless. My weapon invincible. but I have a far more dastardly method of dealing with rebels.


*hands out untold quantities of terran, vasudan and shivan p0rn to the mases + a free big screen TV for everyone. The masses turn agains haloboy100 and swear undying loyality to TrashMan*
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