[S-99]

Popped into my email today. They want me really bad

From Jennifer Dikko.
Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire
Wes Africa.
Hello Dear One
Respectful Greetings and How are youtoday,I am Miss Jennifer Dikko, the only daughter of chief Boga Dikko.
I would like you to permit me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and  to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and business with you in your country. I have a substantial capital I honourably Inherited from my late father late Chief Boga Dikko who was minister of Interior and deal in Cocao and coffee platation and share from family Gold, diamond Minining site.The Epmigo rebels killed Him recently in poltical crisis in our country that have resulted to war since this past two years. I intend to invest this fund in profitable areas in your country into a very lucratives business venture of which you are to advise and execute the said venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us .
Most especially is for you to help me come over to your base if possible for You be able co-operate with me to become my business partner in your country and create ideas on how  money will be invested, properly managed and the type of investment after the money  is transferred to your custody with your assistance.  I inherited this sum from my late father  whom the rebels killed because he was not supporting their selfish intrest to topple the president Gbagbo the present president. Meanwhile, on indication of your willingness to  handle this transaction sincerely by protecting my Interests and upon your acceptance of this proposal.
 I would  furnish you with the full detailed information, procedure, amount involve is below and we shall  mutually agree on your percentage interest or share holding for helping me to secure the release of the deposit and investing the fund into a lucratives profitable venture in your care.It is The sum of Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand $10.500.000USD  I shall be glad to reserve this respect and opportunity for you, if you so desire, but do urge  you to give the matter your immediate attention it deserves.I want you to be rest assured that everything is in order and legitimate it was due to the political crisis in our country that have resulted to war which cause everybody to find a way to get out the country, that make's me to use this medium to request for your assistance hoping that you will not let me down.
This fund is legitimately acquired by my late father from sales of cocoa and coffee and diamond dealings.Looking forward to your prompt response
Faithfully
Jennifer Dikko


Great good up with the scams maybe from nigeria? Does this have something to do with the olpc xo scam that they're trying to pull over there

Of course the email address this came from is [email protected] Feel free to send her a reply on a particularly unused email (i have one at my disposal to send her (probably a him) a big FU and then ditch). I really don't like yahoo much these days either.

Oh man i'm going to have to switch over my email now Most of the time i get bothered on my yahoo profiles. Next time i'll know better than posting my email in a normal format but use a slightly encrypted format such as xxxx at blablabla.com. Probably a good deal of this **** is from randomly hunting people on google looking for emails which probably a bot could get away with(as far as i know i've only needed to tell like one person on this forum who my email was when i posted it). Uggh. I don't want to switch my email, but i guess i'll have to, yay amazon, newegg, and alaska dividend re-registration

To hell with with yahoo email/profile they will receive my spam

[Dark Hunter]

To hell with with yahoo email/profile they will receive my spam

That's what I did to my old AOL account.

[S-99]

Man, if you want privacy these days, there's aol and icq to save the day. That's speaking instant messaging-wise. Email's a whole different system. Of course i usually spend about two years maximum with each email i have. It's as easy as watching out wth  hell you register and signup for. Of course the new thing is watching out on google now. But if you want to talk about spam, uuuugghh, amazon's annoying, they send me **** everyday, i only order once a  year from them because people send me amazon gift cards. Now you want to see a good retailer? There's newegg for you, they don't do any of that **** to you.

Besides the average spam i'm curious if i can reach this person on yahoo IM first and talk to them in person. And then attack them with two different email accounts that may be discarded. Of course i want to make this really good in sending them anything. I'll whip up the gimp for something good

EDIT: Feel free to chip in

[karajorma]

Of course the email address this came from is [email protected] Feel free to send her a reply on a particularly unused email (i have one at my disposal to send her (probably a him) a big FU and then ditch).

Why do that when you could instead get creative.

[S-99]

Greatly obliged

EDIT: What kind of font is good to use if somebody won a car or a great sum of money?

[TrashMan]

Fake newspeper report....article written by Rob Meblind .. 

[S-99]

I'm whipping something up for the sender right now. What's a good font for like somebody who won the lottery?

[MP-Ryan]

For those that want an email with spam solutions, I highly recommend GMail.  It's got an adaptive spam filter, and coupled with Thunderbird it's a great combination.

It also so happens that I have nearly 50 invites left, so if anyone wants a GMail account, PM me with your current email address and I'll send you an invite.  And I promise, I don't sell emails

[Kosh]

there's aol and icq to save the day.

AOL got into trouble several years back for selling their customers information.....

[S-99]

As if i want google to see my information or fork over anything of mine without letting me know in any way.

[colecampbell666]

I got the same one.

[Janos]

play along for laughs

request embarassing pictures of traditional dresses and stuff