[colecampbell666]

Oh.

[Polpolion]

A rich fit older woman who bestows gifts and lodgings in exchange for sexual gratification. And yep

So you're some sort of male prostitute?

[Colonol Dekker]

Lol. You asked, and who honestly would turn the situation down if it the oppertunity presented itself. A fit fine rich Woman. A Milf without the kids and bags of money in essence?

[Mobius]

Formidable!

[Colonol Dekker]

Lol that's what i'm aspiring to acquire not what i've currently achieved. In line with my current caution to the wind lifestyle i reckon i can find said "sugar mummy" in one of londons fine west end clubs. Or notting hill. . .

[FSW]

It only works if you're pretty.

[Colonol Dekker]

Confidence and bull***t my son. It's the key to all the best things in life. Plus i'm not that bad on the eyes i'm told

[Mobius]

[Fearless Leader]

Ok, now i'm worried lol. That part of my life is well and truly over. I'm gonna spend the next few weekends trying to find a sugar mummy. That will be nice

.... I hope its over, I would worry about your intelligence of it weren't

A sugar momma is a great idea however, the ones that are the easiest to find and keep are not usually easy on the eyes

[Colonol Dekker]

Agreed but it's all good practice. And women are a pack animal, you will often find them gathered around watering holes- a socially exclusive zone, unless you can claim ownership of a less dominant member and use her to gain access to the alpha female. *my tranq
Rifle was round here somewhere

[colecampbell666]

You've completely lost me.

[Colonol Dekker]

I wouldn't worry. I'm on a massive come down, i'll be nor likely to be coherent in coming weeks.

[Mika]

Agreed but it's all good practice. And women are a pack animal, you will often find them gathered around watering holes- a socially exclusive zone, unless you can claim ownership of a less dominant member and use her to gain access to the alpha female. *my tranq
Rifle was round here somewhere

Muhahahhahhah!

This has to be about the funniest thing I have seen here for a while!

You don't need the tranq rifle, use the club! Then proceed dragging carrying this female to your cave.

Salute!
Mika

[Colonol Dekker]

Lifes an RPG,except it's the most immersive, interactive, least system spec dependant free experience on the planet. People don't even think about approaching someone hot on an MMORPG life yields greater results and you don't have to pay 20 quid a month either. Apologies but when i drink i get philosophical. T'is true though. Get out there and "level up" my fellow meat popscicles!

[Mika]

I always thought it went more like "not hot enough", "not hot enough", "not hot enough", "hot enough but no personality", "hot enough but engaged/married" times ten thousand.

Besides, getting philosophical is not even close to the worst you could do while under influence.

Mika

[Colonol Dekker]

When i'm on "golden time" that real peak zen state. There's a 4 stage process. 1 Would i? - is she hot, enticing enough to warrant pursuit? 2 could i? - am i able to trap now i've decided who warrants my effort. I.e. Is she too hot, is she attracting too many suitors, too many roosters in the hen house so to speak. 3 should i? - the most morally challenging phase, is it someone you shouldn't go for. Even if want to and you know you can Bag her. I.e mates new bird, brothers ex, or a fit friend of mum.

[Colonol Dekker]

Before you ask the 4th stage is the MOST important, the pre-planned exit strategy. "how am i gonna get away after the deed without offending her?" also never give your number out always take hers. Unless she falls into the friend of family category, that's what messed up my last squeeze, she knew where to find me when SHE wanted, not when i wanted her to find me.

[Fearless Leader]

Before you ask the 4th stage is the MOST important, the pre-planned exit strategy. "how am i gonna get away after the deed without offending her?" also never give your number out always take hers. Unless she falls into the friend of family category, that's what messed up my last squeeze, she knew where to find me when SHE wanted, not when i wanted her to find me.

yes, a tough challenge. And that sounds like a bad spot.