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Offline Bobboau

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Scientists at the LHC have been getting death threats and pleas to shut the machine down:

You know what? As long as no one actually gets hurt I say good. In fact I want more hysteria. I want all the worlds media running stories day and night about how it's the end of the world.

And then on Wednesday they turn it on....and nothing much happens.

For too long the media have scared the public about science. We need a big fake story we can point at and say "They were wrong about the LHC, They wrong about this too." The public won't distrust the media when it comes to science until they see the media getting the science spectacularly wrong in a way that even a Fox News viewer can understand. The LHC could very well be that mistake. You can't get a much bigger prophecy wrong than predicting the end of the world erroneously after all. ;)

you haven't been paying attention, they are way too good to get caught in a situation like that. they have this situation rigged so no matter what scientists look like idiots. when the LHC doesn't end man, they will just point and say, look at all the stupid scientists who told us this was going to be the end of the world, see people never trust scientists all they do is make insane predictions that don't come true. the media has been honing this skill for many many years, you are not going to be able to turn this around on them so easily.
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I don't think people are going to blame the scientists for this one. You don't have to be a genius to figure out that no sane scientist is going to switch on a machine that will end the world and call it an experiment. :p

Yes you have idiots who'll believe everything they read but the more the press shout out about how the LHC will end the world the less people are going to find them credible when it doesn't.

Of course this only works if the press do take this story and run with it. The current level of nonsense isn't enough.
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This:



That is actually becoming far more plausible:


 

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That's pretty freaky.

 

Offline Ashrak

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Oh ****..... i think something went wrong


i was watching the videostream from CERN today and then suddenly bright flash and stream went dead ..... OMFG.


http://webcast.cern.ch/index.html


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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Nicre try, but a bit premature. So far, the first proton stream is successfully circulating, but they haven't started with the second stream yet, so no particle collisions yet.
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Nicre try, but a bit premature. So far, the first proton stream is successfully circulating, but they haven't started with the second stream yet, so no particle collisions yet.


:P
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Nicre try, but a bit premature. So far, the first proton stream is successfully circulating, but they haven't started with the second stream yet, so no particle collisions yet.

I hadn't heard that until today. I'm somewhat disappointed that we're not getting any collisions today.
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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Yup, that was widerly overlooked by the media. Today's testing plan is to get singular beams circulating, first in one direction and then the other, so no collisions there. The original plan calls for first real collision experiments sometime in October.
But from what I'm reading on the blag, preliminary tests were completed faster that planned, so they might speed up a schedule a bit.

You have to keep in mind that today is indeed the big day for most involved engineers, because getting the protons up to speed and keeping them on track is a rather delicate process. If there is a failure in one of the guidance systems, the beam will burn a hole into the cryostatic tube through which it is travelling. This would most likely cause leakage of liquid helium, which in turn would require repairs, for which the coolant would have to be removed. All this would cause huge delays and additional costs.

The media only read so far as "big LHC inauguration today" and started writing away, interviewing self-proclaimed experts with unwarranted-self-importance-syndrome and other doomsday prophets.
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Heard an interview of Stephen Hawking on the radio today where he got asked a few questions about it.

I never knew an artificial voice could sound so pissed off.

 

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Well, it seems that CERN is trying to end the world through other means.
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Offline MarkN

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There does seem to be a problem with Switzerland today. I was trying to use netmeeting at work this afternoon, but the internet was so clogged up that is was taking about 10 minutes to send one powerpoint slide. I think people may be testing the CERN telemetry... all at once.

 

Offline Hellstryker

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Well, it seems that CERN is trying to end the world through other means.

Why the **** couldn't it be metal instead  :(

 

Offline redsniper

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Well, it seems that CERN is trying to end the world through other means.
That was... very educational.
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Well, it seems that CERN is trying to end the world through other means.

Why the **** couldn't it be metal instead  :(

Cause you can't have metal around a superconducting magnet fool. :p
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